Ping Jeweller.

You utter star. If the SO's as impressed as I am, I'll have brownie
points coming out my ears.

To everyone else - get Jeweller to make something for you/your SO & you
won't be disappointed. I won't be buying any ready-made jewellery
again, that's for sure.

 

<blushing to bursting>

We're all professionals here, aren't we?

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Aprilia Pegaso 650 IE "The Flying Mythos"
Formerly: James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo, R80/7, R100RT
(green!)
www.davidhowardjeweller.co.uk

 

Cock ring?

 

You ****.

I now have an unecessary image of Krusty's SO wearing a cock ring.

Mindbleach!

 

from Krusty's SO - nope.

I believed, possibly erroneously, that Krusty was in the 'bat for the
opposition' camp.

Possibly none of them.

Heh.

 

He does have certain attributes that could trigger a false positive on a
poorly calibrated gaydar.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

A cock and a heartbeat?

 

I've not met him in person, so will take your word for that.

<snort>

 

I think you'll find for some, especially Tory MPs, a heartbeat is
superfluous.

 

You did?!? I haven't exactly kept my trials & tribulations with wimmin
quiet! And the tiniest bit of reading between the Facebook lines would
reveal who I'm currently seeing.

 

Cnut.

 

I suggest you re-read my comment above.

Unless you're trying to claim you're a homo and seeing a burd at the same time.

 

Oh and yes I know, you're no-where near as subtle as you might believe.

 

<re-reads>

<re-reads again>

Nope, still sounds like you're saying you thought I was a homo.

I'm really, really not.

 

Hehe. Please tell me you weren't tempted to give it a try?

 

Are homos not usually accused of batting for the *same* team?

Perhaps Wessie was right and you're protesting too much.

 

No. The phrase is usually 'bats for the other side'. You mong.

 

Then my original statement wouldn't make much sense then. hmm. "Arse"
might be the most appropriate word here.

 

What about arse-mong? Has a certain ring to it.

 

No, he's far too camp for my taste. And old.