Ping the bone breakers

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lady Nina, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Lady Nina

    Lady Nina Guest

    News from fracture clinic not good.

    Top tips for making bones heal please.
     
    Lady Nina, Jul 22, 2009
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  2. Lady Nina

    cat Guest

    Electromagnetic cage. Something to do with aligning the magnetic flux
    along the axis of bone growth, which helps drive ion flow and encourage
    the bone to 'reach' across the gap. Sounds like hippy tripe, no idea
    how you set up the magnets (it's got to be done RIGHT or it's no use),
    it was mentioned during my degree mumble years ago.
     
    cat, Jul 22, 2009
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  3. Lady Nina

    zymurgy Guest

    Patience, Calcium supplements, exercise. Try to get around as much as
    possible on the bad leg. I wore out 3 sets of tips in 8 months on my
    crutches. Also helps minimise the muscle wastage,

    Oh, and patience, did I mention that :)

    If you get your hopes up (like I did) you just get depressed at yet
    more time in plaster.

    Heal soon,

    Cheers,

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jul 22, 2009
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  4. Lady Nina

    zymurgy Guest

    lol. I think I should get one of those for my fuel line ;-)

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jul 22, 2009
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  5. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Sorry to hear that. More surgery required?
    Dunno. In recent years (on and off here) I've noted that healing time
    and ability seems to vary hugely, with some people having no probs and
    others having loads. e.g. I had about <gives up counting> over twenty
    bone breaks to heal, and they'd all done so in three months. Champ's
    leg needed several attempts, but got there in the end. Frag seemed to
    have the worst healing ability of anyone I've met, or a skeleton made
    out of cheese. I've not been able to draw any conclusions.
     
    Ace, Jul 22, 2009
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  6. Lady Nina

    zymurgy Guest

    It's an age thing. I think if I was younger, i'd have healed faster.

    Now i'm over 40, [1] I have no intentions of breaking myself again.

    Cheers,

    Paul.

    [1] Yes, I know that's hard to believe ;-)
     
    zymurgy, Jul 22, 2009
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
    Regular oral application of testosterone, estrogen and other hormones:
    prostaglandins, as well as luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating
    hormone.

    TBC may be able to help.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 22, 2009
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  8. Lady Nina

    Eiron Guest

    Orgone Box. You've got to believe in it though or it's no use.
     
    Eiron, Jul 22, 2009
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  9. Lady Nina

    Eddie Guest

    If you wanna get into it, you've gotta get out of it.
     
    Eddie, Jul 22, 2009
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  10. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Err, not entirely.
    I'm quite a few years older than you are.

    To be fair, I'm not 100% recovered[1], and probably never will be, but
    the bones themselves knitted very nicely in a very short time.
    Hah, like you did before.
    Next you'll be saying you'll only own one bike and one car.


    [1] I can do anything I could before - it just hurts.
     
    Ace, Jul 22, 2009
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  11. Lady Nina

    cat Guest

    no, hth.
     
    cat, Jul 22, 2009
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  12. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Never heard any evidence of that. Certainly not accepted medical
    wisdom. Maybe some old wives know better.
     
    Ace, Jul 22, 2009
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  13. Lady Nina

    Lozzo Guest

    I wouldn't want to drink tea that wasn't cumfree
     
    Lozzo, Jul 22, 2009
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  14. Lady Nina

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Don't smoke.

    Move around rather than sitting in front of the TV.

    Eat healthy food.

    Take a decent multi-vitamin/mineral supplement (pointless when you're
    healthy, but can help when injured).

    --
    Veggie Dave
    http://www.iq18films.co.uk

    "To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
    that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine
     
    Veggie Dave, Jul 22, 2009
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  15. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Ace, Jul 22, 2009
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  16. Lady Nina

    Greybeard Guest

    Don't break any!

    HTH :eek:)

    --
    Greybeard

    FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

    Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

    ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk
     
    Greybeard, Jul 22, 2009
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  17. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

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  18. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Yeah, and yeah. I'll reply later.
     
    Ace, Jul 22, 2009
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  19. Lady Nina

    DozynSleepy Guest

    No idea but I might speculate that drinking lots of milk or some other
    calcium rich supplement might be a start.
     
    DozynSleepy, Jul 22, 2009
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  20. Lady Nina

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Good balanced diet, with possibly a litle extra cacium. Also ask your
    fracture clinic about TENS or similar electrical stimulation.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 22, 2009
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