Ping! TOG!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by FCS, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. FCS

    FCS Guest

    TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
    gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
    not developed, manners; and prides
    himself on being able to label people
    instantly, had you considered making
    your retirement bearable by working
    in retail?

    There is so much more to it than just
    marshalling trolleys.

    Just a thought.

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    FCS, Aug 27, 2008
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    Catman Guest

    When does term start again?
    Seems unlikely


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    Catman, Aug 27, 2008
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    Fr Jack Guest

    <snip shite>

    Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 27, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    How has he stayed out this long?
     
    platypus, Aug 27, 2008
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  5. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    The agony killers the doc gave me finally kicked in and the gobshite's
    drivel rapidly changed from mildly distracting to "where's my fucking
    gun - I'm gonna kill him".

    Due to lack of gun and tuits, the killfile was applied, instead.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 28, 2008
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  6. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    So he's a semi, then?
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 28, 2008
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  7. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    Why? Just curious...
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 28, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    God, I can barely stop laughing.


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    Beav, Aug 28, 2008
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  9. FCS

    Beav Guest

    He's a bastard too? 'Kin hell.


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    Beav, Aug 28, 2008
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  10. FCS

    Beav Guest

    But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)


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    Beav, Aug 28, 2008
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  11. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.

    If I ignore 'em or laugh at 'em, they'll blow a gasket, eventually and
    save me the effort.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 28, 2008
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  12. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    <VBG>
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 28, 2008
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  13. FCS

    Beav Guest

    Someone's telling you gigantic lies man :)
    Must be Brit made.


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    Beav, Aug 29, 2008
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    Fr Jack Guest

    'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 29, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?


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    Beav, Aug 30, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    As soon as Nige, but I'm fucked innit? The missus is back in plaster and
    can't do much, so I'm chief cook and bokkle washer again for at least the
    next 5 weeks :(

    I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands run
    and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
    milk" she told me and fucked off to the shops on her own. Now with the drugs
    she's taking she's liable to fall over with no provocation, so wandering off
    to the village and carting two litre bottles in her one good hand is silly,
    but that's what I've got to put up with when I turn my back.

    Women... too fucking hard by half.


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    Beav, Aug 30, 2008
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    Fr Jack Guest

    She has to be to put up with you! ;-)
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 30, 2008
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  18. FCS

    Fr Jack Guest

    Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
    body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
    for the 1000 mile service on the gas.

    Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxer is
    definitely going to slime me again!
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 30, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe
     
    wessie, Aug 30, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    I certainly got the better deal :)


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    Beav, Aug 31, 2008
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