Ping WUN

This bike belongs in your garage.

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If he doesn't want it then the second suspect has to be Platy.

 

Quote from the auction:

"HERE`S A CLASSIC SPECIAL NOBODY ELSE HAS GOT !!!!"

Now I wonder why that is?

 

C'mon, you could always get Beav to give it a quick blow over with
anything other than the existing colour.

 

Those 'body panels', and even worse, the black/gold pinstriping round
the edge. That, and the Silver Smoothrite engine and radiator
paintjob fill me with scorn. And revulsion, let's not forget
revulsion.

 

Ah, so that retching sound was coming from your direction then?

 

Well, I guess you can *paint* a turd.

 

Don't omit the splattering.

 

No matter waht you do it's still a turd.

 

Yes, but at least it wouldn't be a purple turd.

 

But you'd only have to spray it once whereas you'd need to bic your
head every day to hide your dodgy colour scheme.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Ewww...

Fortunately, I have just handed over a very large amount of money to my
local friendly Toyota dealer and bought new cars for me and Mrs WUN. I
therefore have none to spare for this, no matter *how* pissed I get
before the auction ends.

Yes! My days of owning shonky old motors are at an end.

It feels odd.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Anybody want to slip WUN a fiver?

 

What did you get? I quite fancy one of the FJ Cruisers or maybe a truck.

 

I was too lazy to look at it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy cat

Mrs WUN got a new Yaris[1]. I got a Rav-4. Not quite a Cruiser, but a
lot more parkable, and a *LOT* cheaper. "Special" edition with many
toys. I'm quite looking forward to getting it.

The Land Crusher will then officially be for sale.

[1] She likes it in the Yaris.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

LOL. Just read the auction description a bit more:

"viewing is strongly recommended no cameras and tape measures"

WTF?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

They're worried that someone will duplicate this feat...

 

The Rav-4 is a nice one.

I'd rather have an old landcruiser.

heh

 

Christ. What an abortion.

 

I thought of offering £5 but then realised that's a fiver wasted if I
win.