Pip, you need to see this...

It grieves me (very slightly) to do this...

Pip, I have a serious matter to report.

This evening I watched one DnC of this parish depart Eaton Towers
astride the Mighty MZ of Doom.

This was an event worthy of record, so I took some piccies. Wiv flash.

I offer the following in evidence:

http://www.eaton.me.uk/concrete/

I *swear* that neither photo has been retouched in any way.

Only you can decide what this does to the MIB status of the defendant.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Bwahahahahahaha!

 

Nigel Eaton says...

Sad! Very very sad.

 

Nobody could have dreamed that up

But m'lud, Bacofoil *is* the new blackleather...........
And in the alternative we submit a plea of insanity and ask that the fact
the defendant was - by his own admission - riding an MZ be accepted in
corroboration of the plea.



--
Nidge
ZX6R J2 Stunning in zit yellow. KX 125 MX 'I'm snot green -fly ME'. A few
bits of CB500S in Norwegian Parrot blue. BOTAFOT#63 BOMB#5

'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand'.
Homer (Simpson).

 

Bacofoil? I thought it was ripped-open Pampers.

 

The bike looks great.

G a y a s f u c k.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't as 'dressed up' when I took it 1112 miles in
pretty uninspiring weather.

 

Heh...

<fx: fires up PS2 network file server>

Stored.

 

Nigel Eaton emerged from their own little world to say

Has he got it out of his arse crack yet?

 

Nidge wrote

I too can offer evidence in this matter as I was an eye witness. I am
sure that it was something to do with the general proportions of both
man and machine together but I distinctly remember thinking, as he came
up the road, that he seemed to have embraced the spirit of riding an MZ
remarkably quickly. This could be considered as symptomatic of any plea
of insanity.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Is there not something missing here?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Not yet.

I figure that the correct status would be test riding right now. money
needs to change hands before a bike goes in blokes sig right?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Well, it's your decision. I thought you were kind of committed, myself.

Perhaps I misjudged the ear-to-ear grin...

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

steve auvache says...

Right. You can pay me if you like, then you can stick it in yer
sig.

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Oh no. Much fun. Much want. Much fruitless discussion amongst myself
trying to talk me out of it.

 

Lozzo wrote

No that is ok mate, nice offer and all that but I was thinking along the
lines of taking a little ride out and settling things tomorrow. A nice
little bimble or something.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Pay close attention to the little feller with the pitchfork and the
tail. The one on your right shoulder. That boring **** with the harp on
your left? **** him, and the cloud he rode in on.

Trust me on this.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Good idea. You can come and do the washing up you forgot today.

Kitchen staff, you just can't get 'em these days.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

This from a man who keeps a motorcycle deliberately looked and caged
against its will?

Inhumane it is.

You beast.

 

defendant.

****

Jeez, you try to do a bloke a favour, and this is the thanks you get.

I must admit that even I didn't realise the scotchguard reflective
stuff was quite that good though.

****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

<shamed>

I will let it out. One day. Honest.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"