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Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Diogenes, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. Diogenes

    Knobdoodle Guest

    GAWD; don't assume Stupid-George is in any way "general public" Deevo!
     
    Knobdoodle, Oct 23, 2008
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    Smeeegles Guest

    AW Shucks!
    Beer?
     
    Smeeegles, Oct 23, 2008
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    Diogenes Guest

    Clem.... Mate... Cobber... Buddy... Pal...

    "I may be short but I ride a fucken bigger bike than any of you
    taller bastards!" was a literary creation of Betty's. She has the
    copyright on it. If you have a problem with it, I suggest you take
    it up with the young whippersnapper...


    Onya bike...

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Oct 23, 2008
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    Diogenes Guest

    And while it's still Pedant Week, I meant to type "limp" instead of
    "lip".


    Onya bike...

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Oct 23, 2008
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    Diogenes Guest

    And while I'm on a roll, I might add that one could (I said COULD)
    suggest that if the guy was wishing he had a bigger penis, then it
    COULD be argued that you COULD be suffering from an as-yet-undiagnosed
    case of penis envy. One COULD say this, but being the gentleman and
    non-troll-like personage that I am, I would never dream of it...

    Still quivering with anticipation...

    Onya bike...

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Oct 23, 2008
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    G-S Guest

    There is a difference, 2 is the bike-penis thing whereas 1 implies that
    she'd ride a shorter bike if a suitable shorter bike was available but
    one that meets the other requirements isn't available (for whatever reason).

    To be honest there aren't a lot of reasonable priced mid-sized V-Twins
    around either...


    G-S
     
    G-S, Oct 23, 2008
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    G-S Guest

    I know a Sick one who was o... a bit phant though.


    G-S
     
    G-S, Oct 23, 2008
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    CrazyCam Guest

    That is, indeed, my impression.

    I tested the 1050 before I ordered the Triplet, and, while it had lots
    of grunt, it was a big and (IMHO) cumbersome beast, great as an open
    road blaster, but hard work to zip along twisties.

    It was also too tall for me to be comfortable. I prefer to get a bike
    which is slightly lower in the first place, and, if I can, adjust the
    rear up to where I feel comfy.
    Dunno about the 675R. Quite a few of the folk who got the Triplet have
    swapped in second hand Daytona rear shocks from Daytona folk upgrading,
    so how good is the Daytona shock? <shrug>

    Adjustable-ness on the front...dunno...with the change in spring on
    mine, properly setup, I'm happy and don't feel the need to fiddle any more.

    Brakes, for me, are perfectly adequate.
    I am not a daemon late-braker anyway, but I have given them a fair work
    out without any dramas.

    What is this "pwn"?

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Oct 23, 2008
  9. Diogenes

    CrazyCam Guest

    bikerbetty wrote:

    I did suggest to the factory that they revive the Nuclear Red for the
    Triplet, but they weren't impressed. :-|

    At one stage, when I was waiting on the bike, it looked like I might get
    a green one, and I was intending to have it resprayed N.R.

    But...that's exactly what Triumph did, made a girlie version of the
    Speed Triple. :)
    You are a giant, compared to Bren Lesslie.

    Probably before your time at aus.moto, but Daren and Bren used to hang
    about here. Bren is petite (she told me so, after I called her tiny!)
    and had great difficulty in finding a reasonable road bike, although she
    rode a GP 125 at track days and race meetings.

    I lent her my Z50 for one of the Pink Ribbon rides, a few years ago, and
    she seemed to have a great time of it. Certainly she didn't look as
    ridiculous as I must do, riding it.

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Oct 23, 2008
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    CrazyCam Guest


    <lets slide through to the wicket keeper>

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Oct 23, 2008
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    Diogenes Guest

    At the risk of alienating (again???) the entire NG, I think the whole
    sport-bike thing is a "my dick is bigger than your dick" thing. Of
    course mine could just be a case of "sport bike envy"...

    There could be a PHD thesis in this thing somewhere...

    Which reminds me of Australia Day weekend 1994... Some dude at UNSW
    had just finished writing his thesis in the wee hours and was so "over
    the moon" about it, he got on his bike and went for a blat up Library
    Hill. Hit the concrete at Library tunnel. Died instantly. Ten years
    worth of part time study, and a whole life, blown away in a
    five-second adrenalin hit.

    There's got to be a moral in there somewhere...


    Onya bike...

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Oct 23, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest

    Thanks G-S :) Gerry seems to be having some comprehension issues -
    or perhaps he's just being stubbornly obtuse. Naaaaaaah, not
    Gerry... ;-)

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Oct 23, 2008
  13. In aus.motorcycles on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:49:14 +1100
    I certainly would like the Norge to be the same size as the 850T.

    ON the T I was flat footed and knees bent, and it was certainly
    adequate in the power stakes. If I could have got a lighter throttle
    (and the only way to do that would be to retrofit fuel injection...)
    then I'd still be riding it.

    The Norge is too tall for me but I ride it because it does everything
    I want superbly well. If the V750 Classic had been available and I
    could have put my ugly-as-a-hatful fairing on it I would have been
    tempted as I think it would pull a trailer OK. It has the same power
    as my old T after all.

    If the 850 Norge had been a small block and so smaller physically I'd
    have bought that - but it is just a neutered 1200.

    So put me in the "I wish the bike was a bit smaller, if they made one
    that was smaller and lighter but had the fairing and luggage I'd have
    bought it!" camp.

    Zebee
    - still missing the T heaps.
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Oct 23, 2008
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    GB Guest

    There's probably been one already, well, perhaps not specifically
    on bike/pensx envy...
    About 18 months ago, someone here reported seeing a crashed bike and
    an (apparent) body under a sheet somewhere in the Central/Redfern/
    Chippendale area (the Sydney one). That guy (Dr Nicola Bruti-Liberati)
    was awarded his PhD posthumously, his fiance accepted the award at
    the same ceremony at which I graduated. He was (again posthumously)
    awarded the Chancellor's award for the best PhD thesis at our
    university in 2007. A brilliant quantitative financier, apparently.

    Being the next motorcycle riding PhD student in line in the same
    faculty isn't comfortable. There's lots of eyes on me now!!!

    Bikes and doctorates don't mix?


    GB
     
    GB, Oct 23, 2008
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    Diogenes Guest

    Or... "Life - to die for"


    Onya bike...

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Oct 23, 2008
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    CrazyCam Guest

    GB wrote:

    WTF does one of them do, assuming they are alive?

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Oct 23, 2008
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    Nigel Allen Guest

    From the name, one counts the amount of money one has leant out :)

    N/
     
    Nigel Allen, Oct 23, 2008
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    theo Guest

    Betty, none of us really thought you had a bigger dick. You're quite
    fortunately really. My daughter says she's 5' but I know she's 4' 11
    1/2". She's going to be forced to buy a Harley, they're designed for
    the low crowd.

    Theo
     
    theo, Oct 24, 2008
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    theo Guest

    I thought you were pouting.

    Theo
     
    theo, Oct 24, 2008
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    theo Guest

    Expecting a return in the lean years?

    Theo
     
    theo, Oct 24, 2008
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