Place on French Run available

Arrgghhh. The vagaries of one's SO sorting out (or not) childcare...

So, is anyone interested in buying my gf's place on the French run
next (bank holiday) weekend. You'll have to sort channel crossings
for your bike, but I can't see that being a problem.

My sums indicate that I've paid 127 quid for the place. Someone make
me an offer that isn't taking the piss.

I'm fairly sure TOG will have stuck us in a twin room, but I'll wait
for his cackling form to show up and say otherwise.

 

£127...bargain.

 

Can I use the Hayabusa while you're away?

 

Never mind the crap, are you doing the Portsmouth to Caen crossing on
the Thursday night?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Kiran

Especially considering that you get to sleep with Champ.

--
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I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

If I'm going by myself, and catching a cold with half an unused
ticket, then no I'm fucking not.

 

heh. But I'm jolly pleased with the 'busa, and expect to do lots of
solo miles on it. However, I did buy F a jacket and helmet on
Saturday.

 

I've just had a business idea. Do you think there's a market for
kid-kennels?

Sure it'd need qualified child care staff, nannies and whatever but
surely somebody must be doing that kind of thing, somewhere, and yet
I've never heard of it..

 

Yeah, you could call it Fritzl's - you'd make a killing.

--
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'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

Bring her along. Someone must have a free pillion space.

 

<VBG>

 

Ah. For some reason[1] I thought she was in her teens.

[1] False hopes, probably.

 

Oh no... not the red leathers ... again !

 

I thought I was going to be making a similar post last night after being
nicked by an unmarked bike doing about 85 in a 60. Even pleading that I
was already on 9 points didn't seem to sway him.

I was very, very confused when I woke up.

 

That was my first thought, I have to confess. That, or the 'Champ's
bitch' experience was too much and she didn't fancy the thought of doing
it again, but for a longer distance/time.

Get round there and slip her one, then. Oh, I see ... that could be
construed as poor form. Dirty Sanchez, was it?

 

<opens mouth>
<shuts mouth>

 

Sidecar. I wouldn't even charge you for borrowing it.

 

Ah, it's not so bad - my two have experienced UKRM on tour over an
extended period ... twice! They seem to have escaped without too many
mental scars, although I guess time will tell.

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C'mon. You know you want to come to France on your newly resurrected
bike.

For you I make very special price!

 

Heh, unfortunately I've already had to decline a very attractive offer
of coming on the French run, due to a prior engagement which I can't
get out of.

Hope Donald knows what he's letting himself in for...

;-)