Pointless, but I think I want one

Knight rider anyone .... ?

http://www.tripageled.com/main.html

Paul.

 

Want some blue pisser LEDs for your Nova too?

<rolls eyes>

 

<reconsiders>

But, it's so delightfully pointless ...

Paul.

 

Good man.

Au contraire, it has a very important point, namely to identify the
owner[1] as someone to be ridiculed.

[1] Who's probably called Kevin or Sharon.

 

Made me think of this.
Skanger me banger.

 

Made me think of this.
Skanger me banger.

 

gaylord.

BTW, after you finished working, did you sign on? If so, is it worth
it - do you actually get any dosh if you've recently left a pretty
good paying job and also have a partner who's earning? I might do it
just for the free prescriptions, if nothing else.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

If you've been paid in lieu of notice you can't sign on until the end of
your notice period.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

really?

that's a bit of a ****.

 

If only you had a large pile of money to tide you over.

 

It's worth doing to keep your ni/pension stamp covered.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Really, really.

All that NI you've been paying? It gets you ****-all in these
circumstances. Deal with it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

<cough>

Which NI payments would they be then.

Why would you pay for something that isn't worth having anyway.

 

fair enough. I don't need the money, but was hoping to get a bit of
free dentistry (are dole-monkeys still entitled to that?)

 

it's not about the money. I have plenty of money.

 

It's all in here:

http://www.nhsbsa.nhs.uk/HealthCosts/Documents/HealthCosts/HC11.pdf

I think it's mandatory to move back in with your parents and buy a
Citroen Saxo though.

 

You're unlikely to get any cash, but it'll keep up your National
Insurance contributions for you.

 

good point.

not, as Nigel has pointed out, that NI contributions seem to be worth
**** all anyway.

 

Darsy, get an NHS wig.

 

he can get Contribution-based Jobseeker's Allowance for the first 6 months.
£64.80 a week. Based on past Class 1 NI contributions.

I'm currently claiming it, mainly because I have big gaps in NI
contributions due to being a persistent student. I'll be having another 2
years without them soon, so I thought I'd jump through a few hoops to get
another 3 months worth for free.

After 13 weeks you get a summons from the Secretary of State to attend a
back to work group session, where they get you to sign another contract
stating you will accept the next minimum wage job that you are offered.

After 6 months, JSA is means tested. Getting JSA does not entitle you to
any other freebies. The free 'scrips & dentistry are all means tested.