Pointless, but I think I want one

Bit of T-cut'll sort it. Good as new.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

That bad, eh?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I still think it's good value, otherwise they'd all be breaking into
your house when you're at work to watch your TV, eat your food and drink
all your drink or even worse getting jobs with the local council. This
way at least some of them will get hooked on Trisha and won't leave the
house to get up to mischief.

 

Holland was the same in the 1990's.

It's the British disease, we don't have the guts to exterminate the
Trailer Trash or, my favoured solution, put them in Trireme cross
channel ferry services to France and Belfast. So we drag all the
systems down in to the gutter and the lowest common denominator

 

There was something on the news this morning about getting the longterm
unemployed to work, think there's a programme about it tonight. They
were talking to one 35 year old single mum with 4 kids who gets 300
quid a week in benefits.

She said that allows her to live 'quite comfortably', & thinks it's far
too much, & whilst she'd much rather have a job, there's absolutely no
incentive as she'd never make that much working. Ok nothing there we
don't already know, but unusual to hear someone on the receiving end
saying the benefits system is too generous.

 

Adolf, is that you?

Stopping *all* child benefit would be a start and insisting on
sterilisation before benefits are paid would be a am idea to consider.

£300 a week disposable would be pretty good, you have to guess that
rent etc is being paid up front.

 

Conversely, I can't quite see how someone on 15 grand a year is able to
bring up four kids and live "quite comfortably".

Everything's relative, I guess.

 

Remember house and council tax get paid too, so that's £1200/m for
food, bills, and shellsuits.

 

I quite like getting child benefit. It just about pays for the
nappies.

 

Utilities won't get paid, & I imagine they'd be quite high with four
kids in the house.

 

<Sucks teeth>

Kill the eco-waster!

Phil

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Phil Launchbury

And him with offspring who need a planet to live on, too.

Disgusting, I call it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

It's his shit, he can live in it.

 

<Environmentalist lobby>

How dare you think for yourself and do your own impact assessment! Just
do as you are told by us who know better.

</EL>

Phil

 

In which case, you'll get nothing, but you can still sign on to keep
your NI conts up to date... however you will have to submit to their
regime of pointless and useless crap, if you do.

 

The BTW "support" is worthless and LTU schemes involve learning how to
use a yard brush, or count to 10. Training opps are nil, unless you're
under 25, left school with no quals and haven't gained any since.

Basically, if you're over 25, or have a GCSE, then the DWP want you to
keep jumping through the hoops, while failing to provide any useful
support of any kind.

Attending some of their wanky courses could be fun; you could make the
instructors cry and feel inadequate. Even I managed that, many years
ago, when I hit the trigger for mandatory shite and advanced
patronising.

 

Gaylord! Get the black hammerite to it!

 

bzzt

contributions based JSA is not means tested.

 

It can be done, even in today's economic climate.

 

Oh, I am

But after a year of hammering the liquid assets, I doubt the above is
true anymore :/

Paul.