Police....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by YTC#1, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. YTC#1

    Beav Guest

    It felt like that, but you only die once:)


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    Beav, Sep 14, 2009
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  2. YTC#1

    Beav Guest

    Not at the Manc end it's not. It was recently dropped to 50 and is currently
    crawling with plod.


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    Beav, Sep 14, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    I'm not 100% sure, but I think the Leigh area was dropped to 50 too, but
    only very recently.
    None of it would be my best guestimate. Certainly I can't recall any part
    that's 70mph these days.

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    JackH Guest

    At the risk of being branded 'ageist', I'm not so sure these are
    recognised as 'The OAPs weapon of choice'.
    <says nothing> ;-)
     
    JackH, Sep 14, 2009
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  5. YTC#1

    Beav Guest

    The wanker was probably changing a CD or texting some other wanker a second
    before he spotted the camera.

    If "safety cams" are so effective, why are there not more accidents up in
    County Durham where there's only a single mobile cam and no fixed cam's at
    all?


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    Beav Guest

    I was eyeing up a Snap-on panel hammer in the drawer today. One end is flat
    and the other is a nice sharp spike. Perfect for making a hole just big
    enough to allow the insertion of an expandy foam nozzle.

    I feel an urge.

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    Beav Guest

    But difficult to manage in stealth mode.


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    Beav Guest


    That's a fucking neat trick if ever there was.


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    Beav, Sep 14, 2009
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    Tosspot Guest

    "And the LORD went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead
    them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to give them light; to
    go by day and night:

    He took not away the pillar of the cloud by day, nor the pillar of
    fire by night, from before the people".

    See, I think we have a precedent :)
     
    Tosspot, Sep 15, 2009
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    Jimac Guest

    Beav wrote in uk.rec.motorcycles:
    I've spent the last 6 months doing weekend commutes between Newcastle
    and Nottingham. This brings me through the interminable roadworks
    between J25 - 28 of the M1 that have average speed cameras and a 50
    limit. I've lost count of the number of palookas whizzing through at
    about 70mph then braking sharply just before the cameras, only to whiz
    off again after passing them.

    Does anybody know of anyone that has had a NIP from one of these
    "average speed" detection zones?
     
    Jimac, Sep 15, 2009
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    YTC#1 Guest

    A bit of a shocker really, Nige says something, people disagree and he then
    shuts up because he can't back a anything up.
    M6 to just past Haydock "back entrance".
     
    YTC#1, Sep 15, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Christ, that must be about 2 miles :) I must admit to not going under the
    M6 on the East Lancs for quite some time, so I'll take your word for it.
    It's still a well and truly fucked up piece of road now though. I once drove
    down the whole stretch in a Ferarri Dino at close to 140mph and it was
    entirely legal. 30 miles as I recall, but now we can't even travel the
    length of it at half that speed without needing eyes in the back and on top
    of of our heads to compliment the two we get as standard.


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    Beav, Sep 16, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    The older systems were easily defeated. Go under one cam in lane one and out
    the other end of the area in a different lane. Job done, but the powers that
    be have caught on and are currently doing something about it. Like making it
    make no difference which lane you're in.

    I've done many runs to Stockport when it was "policed" by average speed cams
    and never below the posted, so it worked. I wouldn't want to be the first to
    test the new system though.

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    Beav, Sep 16, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    That would require a religious defence though and I think that's
    indefensible.


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    Beav, Sep 16, 2009
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    dog Guest

    and yea, on the seventh day they stuck their head out of the window and
    cried "one more burn-out in this cul-de-sac, you pikey bastard, and we'll
    call the police".
     
    dog, Sep 16, 2009
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    YTC#1 Guest

    I'll take a phot if you want ? :)
    Was that when Windle Island had a roundabout ?
     
    YTC#1, Sep 16, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    No need, it's too close to Scouseland to be of concern :)
    Yeah and a few others roundabouts too. I think there's only two left now.
    The Greyhound still being the best now that it's been shell gripped.


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    Beav, Sep 16, 2009
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