While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to =Nancy Pelosi= and her elevation to Speaker of the House. ==The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Nancy is a "post turtle'." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. "The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You know the turtle didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just want to help the dumb animal get down." RNG B. Jay Kana-- NETexas 02 Valkyrie Cruiser-- ( happy trails to you all)