Poor darsy

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. ogden

    ogden Guest

    50%, eh? And there goes your pension.
     
    ogden, Apr 22, 2009
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  2. ogden

    ginge Guest

    He'd better stock up on cheap booze before midnight.
     
    ginge, Apr 22, 2009
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge
    I've just been speaking to a customer who's a wine merchant. They're
    *ever* so impressed at the amount of notice they've got to re-price
    their entire stock list.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 22, 2009
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  4. ogden

    CT Guest

    You'd better quickly knock them up an IT system that will do
    price = price * 1.02 then, hadn't you?

    And of course, this midnight price increase has never happened before
    in a budget, has it? Oh, no...
     
    CT, Apr 22, 2009
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  5. ogden

    darsy Guest

    hah - not even close.
    what pension.

    Anyway, at least I haven't take things as badly as poor David
    Kellermann.
     
    darsy, Apr 22, 2009
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  6. ogden

    darsy Guest

    I don't generally drink cheap booze.
     
    darsy, Apr 22, 2009
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  7. ogden

    CT Guest

    What, no more Alex Delaware novels?

    *gutted*
     
    CT, Apr 22, 2009
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  8. ogden

    darsy Guest

    I can never tell with you when you're trying to be funny or just being
    stupid.

    Have you heard of "smileys"?
     
    darsy, Apr 22, 2009
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  9. ogden

    CT Guest

    The former in this case, although I guess the latter is more my style.
    "Smileys are for cunts" {tm}
     
    CT, Apr 22, 2009
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT
    That'll handle all their overseas transactions as well, I expect. And
    the stuff that's in the bonded warehouses, and the printing of the price
    lists, and the updating of the website, and...
    No, it previous years it has happened a few days later, typically the
    Sunday after the budget.

    In short, and in closing, you're talking out of your arse.

    HTH, HAND, etc, etc.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 22, 2009
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  11. ogden

    Spete Guest

    Tsssk, lightweights. I already pay about that amount of tax and I'm not
    anywhere near what darsy earns (I think)
     
    Spete, Apr 22, 2009
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  12. ogden

    CT Guest

    My reply was over-simplistic for sure, but if they can't update a
    subset of prices simply and easily, then it must be a pretty Mickey
    Mouse system.
    Like that's news.
    You grumpy fucker.
     
    CT, Apr 22, 2009
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  13. What are you talking about?
     
    Paul Carmichael, Apr 22, 2009
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  14. ogden

    higgins@work Guest

    Tax?
     
    higgins@work, Apr 22, 2009
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  15. ogden

    Hog Guest

    JHC at a time of dwindling tax revenue he hits the revenue generating
    classes. And increases already high fuel costs. He really has turned out to
    be a prize fuckwit.

    <checks bank>
    <checks age>

    I'll be allright but Oggie's royally fucked.
     
    Hog, Apr 22, 2009
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  16. Not sure what else he could do given the size of the debt, and that's
    based on low interest rates, I think I read somewhere that it's going to
    be about 28 billion a year at current rates just to service the interest
    payments.....

    Surprised he's not gone a lot further, but it's all based on wildly
    optimistic growth figures, so expect bad news when they get revised
    down. Good of the IMF to report worse figures than the chancellor
    announced only a couple of hours later, probably payback for a row over
    an IMF report that the treasury got them to pull when they didn't agree
    with the debt figures.
     
    mike. buckley, Apr 22, 2009
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  17. ogden

    Hog Guest

    He could easily have offset the numbers. Slashing expenditure on social
    handouts and the NHS mainly. Scrapping Trident 2 in addition. Armed forces
    overheads. i could go on, but I won't.
     
    Hog, Apr 22, 2009
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  18. ogden

    ogden Guest

    <deep sigh of relief>
     
    ogden, Apr 22, 2009
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  19. 2008 income & expenditure

    Chart 1.1: Government spending by function
    Total managed expenditure: £618 billion
    Other – £67bn
    Debt interest £31bn
    Public order and
    safety – £33bn
    Housing and
    environment – £23bn
    Industry, agriculture,
    employment and
    training – £22bn
    Defence – £33bn
    Education – £82bn
    Transport – £21bn
    Health – £111bn
    Personal social
    services – £27bn
    Social protection – £169bn

    Chart 1.2: Government receipts
    Total receipts: £575 billion
    Other - £84 bn
    Council tax - £25bn
    Business rates - £24bn
    VAT - £84bn
    Corporation tax - £52bn
    Excise duties - £42bn
    National Insurance - £105bn
    Income tax - £160bn

    So he could slash defence spending completely and it would still only
    pay the interest payments on our debt for a year.

    We're in the shit, and quite deeply.
     
    mike. buckley, Apr 22, 2009
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  20. ogden

    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Other: £67billion. Costs more than the police and the army together.

    ****, that's a lot of sundries.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Apr 22, 2009
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