Population pressure

Trudging around Westonbirt Arboretum today, I came once more to the
cnclusion that we really are overdue a cull. Based on today's experiences,
it became clear that the selection criteria should include the following:

The target group should belong to Her Majesty's Middle Classes
The target group should be infested with dogs.

That is all.

 

Good day out then?

 

"dogs....."

Hang on, I'll get my gun......

 

Everyone is middle class these days, can you be a bit more specific.
Is it the poor middle classes or the very poor middle classes ?

 

A cull is never a good idea although a voluntary system as in
Soylent Green might be useful. Eugenics is what we need, with only
Mensa men and large-breasted women being allowed to breed, keeping
the birthrate to a constant rate which would maintain the population
at about 30 million.

 

Maybe he's on about the UK, in which case it's around a 50% reduction.

 

I assumed that the UK was the scope of platypus's culling suggestion,
rather than just middle-class dog owners at Westonbirt on a Sunday
afternoon.
I've done my bit by not breeding or stopping at Westonbirt although
I did once have sex in Blackwater Arboretum.

 

On a more curvaceous woman to me they look stunning and I have trouble
not staring. OTOH I also like slim women with smaller ones. I've come
to the conclusion that I'm simply not fussy.

Based entirely on vague woolly and above all selfish ideas of how bad
traffic is clogging up the roads, how much of our green and pleasant
land is being built upon, how it's getting harder to do fun and
exciting stuff (noisy and higher risk) without pissing someone off,
and all this stuff we hear about environmental damage, I'm inclined to
agree. Perhaps I'd even say that 30 million was an over-estimate of an
ideal population.

 

A sterilising virus would do nicely. Get the planet pop down to 2
billion and it would be quite sustainable, imo.
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I know what you mean, but I think it's more down to their visibility.
I nice nearly-flat-chested girl wearing a tight top will get me going
much more than a big-titted one, but the big ones are more likely to
be flaunted.


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Is it worth going now, or should we wait a while for everything to get
into full colour? Most of the trees around here still seem to be very
green.


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he's stuck some photos of Westonbirt on his Facebook profile
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2473715307 is the link for the UKRM
group

Most of the pictures are transitional with summer & autumn colours.

 

It's not spectacular, although it was a bit of a mild grey day, and would
have looked better in sunlight. But yes, there's still a lot of green.

 

The things one does in the early days of a relationship )

 

The things one does in a desperate attempt to keep a flagging
relationship alive...

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Did she mind being taken up the muddy path?

 

But then who would make our nice consumer durables in third-world
sweatshops?

Think of our standard of living man!

Phil

 

TBF they were mainly in Silk Wood - no dogs allowed in the old arboretum,
which is very sensible.

 

Ta, we'll leave it a few more weeks then.

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