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you old ****.

 

I reckoned you'd be the only one to get it.

 

<fx: double fucking whammy>

 

Depends how quickly it's done.

With the Iraqi hostage one I saw, the visuals were nothing, and I mean
nothing, compared to the sound.

Really quite icky.

 

Christ, and I know I shouldn't double-post, but the Tori Amos version
was better.

 

oh shut up, you gaylord.

It's just a but of crunch-squick-squelch-spurting.

nothing more than Jilly Goolden could take[1].

[1] I did mention having had the misfortune of being in a bar with
(BB) a couple of days' ago; that particular subject "just came up"

 

It would require 8x13mm cable ties and a ball gag but I think the results
would be rewarding

 

why am I laughing to myself, just because I have a full pack of
cable-ties sitting here beside my PC?

The idea of La Goolden sporting a ball gad is hilarious, BTW - well
done.

 

I use 1000x13mm industrial grade cable ties. Not "quite" the same thing, but
yers

I think restrained in an almost foetal position and abused from the rear she
may have some merit

 

Well, no. It was more a bit of scream scream hack hack scream scream
hack hack gurgle gurgle saw saw hack hack thump.

 

poof.

 

She duetted on the original.

 

It was posted on here a few years ago. Some French police surgeon picked
up a guillotined head and shouted at the bugger, each time his eyes
opened but it didn't last past 30 seconds.

 

Be interesting to try that with an EEG. But, somehow, I can't see it
being done.

 

"It's YOU!"

 

Dr Kevorkian in a hospice wouldn't be too bad. An injection that puts
you to sleep quickly and painlessly. A good friend died while surfing.
He rode a wave, paddled back outside, sat up on his board and keeled
over dead. An undetected congenital heart defect - the wall of his
heart collapsed, massive loss of blood pressure and he was dead in 3
seconds. 34 years old and a great athlete. Not a bad way to go, except
the lifeguards who tried to revive him were all good friends. Which is
a problem with most deaths - the people who have to clean up
afterward. I know a lot of lifeguards, firemen and paramedics. It's an
accepted part of the job to deal with corpses, but it still has an
effect.

 

**** the comedy pause. I'd be gutted I hadn't finished my pint first!

 

And the bad ones: an old friend from when we were all bike-mad
teenagers, who got married and had a kid and had to replace his bike
with a Mini (The Doctor actually bought his Suzuki GS425 from him).
Drew up outside his house after work, and a pikey lorry came careering
down the road and ran into the back of the Mini before he even got
out. It fireballed and he burned to death in front of his wife and
small child.

Lorry later turned out to have no tachometer, unlicensed driver, the
usual......

RIP Andy.