Proud Dad!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by R C Nesbit, Feb 18, 2011.

  1. R C Nesbit

    darsy Guest


    "butter and tarragon" - odd flavour for a lube.

    I'm a fan of the Body Shop's coconut-scented massage oil myself.
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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  2. R C Nesbit

    Tosspot Guest

    You called?
     
    Tosspot, Feb 19, 2011
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  3. LOL! - well done. Not quite the response I expected.
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 19, 2011
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  4. I don't know about that. But I guess I've been lucky with my kids-
    don't smoke, don't take drugs, don't steal etc. (and I'm not being
    unaware).

    However I couldn't really see the circumstances that would have led me
    to kick a 16 year old child out. Looks pretty despicable behaviour to
    me really, I certainly wouldn't admit to it if I'd done it.
     
    stephen.packer, Feb 19, 2011
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  5. R C Nesbit

    Beav Guest

    I was expecting a "Bad Dad" clip there.

     
    Beav, Feb 19, 2011
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  6. R C Nesbit

    Beav Guest

    So how old were your kids when you discovered they had a personality?
    You have your opinion, I'll have mine. If you're man enough to father
    children, you should be man enough to bring them up properly and not kick
    them out when things get rough.
    Yeah, well.
     
    Beav, Feb 19, 2011
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  7. R C Nesbit

    Beav Guest

    It was your choice though and that's fine. Kids fly the nest when they feel
    ready to. When I left home it was because I didn't feel like I was safe or
    wanted and that's not something a kid should be faced with. I was 15 at the
    time.

    My son, who never had a hand raised to him left home when he rented his
    first flat at 19. He's still got a key to my place too and he can come back
    any time he wants. And he knows it.
     
    Beav, Feb 19, 2011
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  8. R C Nesbit

    Beav Guest

    If he's ever been to more than one "rave", he's done drugs.
    My thoughts exactly.
     
    Beav, Feb 19, 2011
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  9. No he wasn't. As a role model for your averge kyke he was rather a poor
    one. He was into peace love and understanding don't forget.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 19, 2011
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  10. Dunno, I don't wear a watch, but probably no more than an hour or so.


    Kin right, never wait until it gets rough, get rid of them as soon as you
    can get the right price.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 19, 2011
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  11. R C Nesbit

    R C Nesbit Guest

    spoke:
    Well you don't know the circumstances, do you?

    Also, my mistake, he was actually 17 at the time.

    Suffice to say that the episode the final straw in a long struggle to keep him
    on the level after he fell in with some really bad kids.

    The shock actually did him good, he has turned himself around and is currently
    living at home - has been for 2 years.

    The kids he fell in with are still bad eggs, living off their wits, on the
    social, thieving, drugs, etc. and haven't held down a paying job in their
    miserable lives.

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    Rob_P
    UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
    uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
    FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
    Looks like Rab C Nesbit.
     
    R C Nesbit, Feb 19, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    can you still get "butter basted chicken" or butterball chciken?
     
    wessie, Feb 19, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    You're a **** for throwing him out in the first place & and even bigger ****
    for trying to take credit for how the lad has turned out without your input.

    ****.

    --


    Nige,

    'That's shot the fox'

    Eunos Roadster (for summer)
    Grand Cherokee (for winter)
     
    Nige, Feb 19, 2011
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    SteveH Guest

    To be fair, it could be said that being kicked out and being away from
    the influence of Rope has turned his life around ;)
     
    SteveH, Feb 19, 2011
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    darsy Guest

    hey, I wasn't even joking.

    Not with the current ex-, but with the previous but the ...err, can't
    quite remember...4th-ex-ago - the Body Shop stuff got fairly regularly
    used[1].

    We stayed in a house-share place for a couple of months, rented by my
    old mate B. whilst he was back in NI, back in the '80s, in Ilford of
    all places, and he complained afterwards that his mattress smelt so
    much of coconut, cum, and pussy-juice that he'd had to get rid of it.

    [1] when we were quite young (19/18 or so) and experimenting, we'd not
    realised lube was required for anal sex - quite a painful wake-up
    call. But we soon learned.
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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  16. R C Nesbit

    darsy Guest

    this isn't another gaylord euphemism, is it, like "tea-bagging" or
    "docking"[1] or something?

    [1] possibly the stupidest sexual act I've ever heard of.
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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    darsy Guest

    '"Cheeses of Nazarath" - a joint production between Kraft and the
    Church.'
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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  18. R C Nesbit

    darsy Guest

    like Ariel Sharon - exactly!
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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    wessie Guest

     
    wessie, Feb 19, 2011
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    darsy Guest

    it used to be that the height of sophistication at a "dinner party"
    was a prawn cocktail starter (on shredded iceberg lettuce, of course),
    followed by something like "chille con carne" with rice, and
    *shockingly*, in the '70s, *garlic bread*. Followed by Torte, and all
    washed down with Blue Nun or Black Tower.
     
    darsy, Feb 19, 2011
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