Proud Dad!

"butter and tarragon" - odd flavour for a lube.

I'm a fan of the Body Shop's coconut-scented massage oil myself.

 

You called?

 

LOL! - well done. Not quite the response I expected.

 

I don't know about that. But I guess I've been lucky with my kids-
don't smoke, don't take drugs, don't steal etc. (and I'm not being
unaware).

However I couldn't really see the circumstances that would have led me
to kick a 16 year old child out. Looks pretty despicable behaviour to
me really, I certainly wouldn't admit to it if I'd done it.

 

I was expecting a "Bad Dad" clip there.

 

So how old were your kids when you discovered they had a personality?

You have your opinion, I'll have mine. If you're man enough to father
children, you should be man enough to bring them up properly and not kick
them out when things get rough.

Yeah, well.

 

It was your choice though and that's fine. Kids fly the nest when they feel
ready to. When I left home it was because I didn't feel like I was safe or
wanted and that's not something a kid should be faced with. I was 15 at the
time.

My son, who never had a hand raised to him left home when he rented his
first flat at 19. He's still got a key to my place too and he can come back
any time he wants. And he knows it.

 

If he's ever been to more than one "rave", he's done drugs.

My thoughts exactly.

 

No he wasn't. As a role model for your averge kyke he was rather a poor
one. He was into peace love and understanding don't forget.

 

Dunno, I don't wear a watch, but probably no more than an hour or so.

Kin right, never wait until it gets rough, get rid of them as soon as you
can get the right price.

 

spoke:

Well you don't know the circumstances, do you?

Also, my mistake, he was actually 17 at the time.

Suffice to say that the episode the final straw in a long struggle to keep him
on the level after he fell in with some really bad kids.

The shock actually did him good, he has turned himself around and is currently
living at home - has been for 2 years.

The kids he fell in with are still bad eggs, living off their wits, on the
social, thieving, drugs, etc. and haven't held down a paying job in their
miserable lives.

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Looks like Rab C Nesbit.

 

can you still get "butter basted chicken" or butterball chciken?

 

You're a **** for throwing him out in the first place & and even bigger ****
for trying to take credit for how the lad has turned out without your input.

****.

--


Nige,

'That's shot the fox'

Eunos Roadster (for summer)
Grand Cherokee (for winter)

 

To be fair, it could be said that being kicked out and being away from
the influence of Rope has turned his life around

 

hey, I wasn't even joking.

Not with the current ex-, but with the previous but the ...err, can't
quite remember...4th-ex-ago - the Body Shop stuff got fairly regularly
used[1].

We stayed in a house-share place for a couple of months, rented by my
old mate B. whilst he was back in NI, back in the '80s, in Ilford of
all places, and he complained afterwards that his mattress smelt so
much of coconut, cum, and pussy-juice that he'd had to get rid of it.

[1] when we were quite young (19/18 or so) and experimenting, we'd not
realised lube was required for anal sex - quite a painful wake-up
call. But we soon learned.

 

this isn't another gaylord euphemism, is it, like "tea-bagging" or
"docking"[1] or something?

[1] possibly the stupidest sexual act I've ever heard of.

 

'"Cheeses of Nazarath" - a joint production between Kraft and the
Church.'

 

like Ariel Sharon - exactly!

 

it used to be that the height of sophistication at a "dinner party"
was a prawn cocktail starter (on shredded iceberg lettuce, of course),
followed by something like "chille con carne" with rice, and
*shockingly*, in the '70s, *garlic bread*. Followed by Torte, and all
washed down with Blue Nun or Black Tower.