Proud Dad!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by R C Nesbit, Feb 18, 2011.

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    R C Nesbit Guest

    Beav spoke:
    Rather oddly I now recall 4 of us trekking around (lost, as it happens) in the
    Cairngorms in 1976 - the year of the drought - and being plagued by huge
    blood-sucking flies, and we discovered that coconut oil suntan lotion was very
    effective as a vampire-fly deterrent.

    --
    Rob_P
    UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
    uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
    FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
    Looks like Rab C Nesbit.
     
    R C Nesbit, Feb 21, 2011
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    darsy Guest

    with a woman, you understand. I'm no poofter !
     
    darsy, Feb 21, 2011
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    boots Guest

    It's a choice, live in my house by my rules or in your own house by
    your own rules.
     
    boots, Feb 21, 2011
  4. No it runs a little deeper than that.

    I haven't been out anywhere near a music shop for weeks and none of the
    plastic I have at home is at all suitable so carbon it is. I didn't know
    the strings wear that quick with them though, I shall bear it in mind. I
    was thinking of getting a couple of sets of spare strings and other stuff
    via mail order, picks will be added to the list.

    I shall.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 21, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    KFC is near the other, Queen St, station.

    Not that I'd use either. For the student dining experience it has to be the
    sub £5 burger/pint deal at Wetherspoons as you at least get a pint of
    Pedigree or Abbot to take your mind off the cheap food.
     
    wessie, Feb 21, 2011
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    Thomas Guest

    Whew! I thought this was going to be a tale of anal exploits.
     
    Thomas, Feb 21, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    Nivea is a good mozzie deterrent apparently
    you've not met Rob have you?
     
    wessie, Feb 21, 2011
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    Thomas Guest

    No, and I'm afraid to ask why it matters.
     
    Thomas, Feb 21, 2011
  9. It was in essence a rhetorical question, which should provide a clue.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 21, 2011
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Avon "Skin So Soft", as sold in all Jockish tourist traps
     
    Salad Dodger, Feb 21, 2011
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    Higgins Guest

    The Royal Marines on the Clyde have an Avon account for that very purpose.
     
    Higgins, Feb 21, 2011
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    R C Nesbit Guest

    Steve auvache spoke:
    Well I wish someone would answer Thomas, because I am dieing to know WTF
    you are all on about!

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    Rob_P
    UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
    uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
    FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
    Looks like Rab C Nesbit.
     
    R C Nesbit, Feb 21, 2011
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    Beav Guest

    I'd say it was anti whatever the **** you want it to be. It's worse than
    grannies lavender knickers draw.
     
    Beav, Feb 21, 2011
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    Beav Guest

    I'm not in the least "arsed" by anyone's sexual leaning, but anal is just
    ..... wrong. Sorry, but you can call old fashioned, as I prefer my chosen
    entrance to be self lubricating and be designed for the job.
     
    Beav, Feb 21, 2011
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    Lozzo Guest

    Good layer of jobbie on the walls is lubricant enough, just make sure
    she takes a decent dump just before so she's empty enough to take it,
    and lubed up ready

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    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
    in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
    BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
    they churn out)
     
    Lozzo, Feb 21, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    Plenty of queers aren't fans of anal either. I read some research somewhere
    that only about 30% of gay couples engage in the practice of anal sex.

    A gob, mind, is the perfect play pen for a cock.
     
    wessie, Feb 21, 2011
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    Beav Guest

    Credit cards, store cards etc all make better picks.
    I get my strings off fleabay. 3 sets of Martin medium gauge for a tenner and
    you can get just about any make for a similar outlay, but it's nver a bad
    idea to try a variety to see which strings suit your guitar (and your
    fingers).

    Strings are usually about 5 or 6 quid a packet in the shops, so it's a good
    saving, particularly if you get through strings at any kind of rate. I
    usually change strings about once a month on the guitars that get used most
    and up to every three months for those not used as often.
    Good.
     
    Beav, Feb 22, 2011
  18. As we are coming out about anal all over ukrm now seems like a good time
    for me to admit that I don't have any old ones, as they expire they get
    binned. Almost OCD about it I am.

    que?
     
    steve auvache, Feb 22, 2011
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    Thomas Guest

    Ah so, then let me make it perfectly clear:
    NO. I'VE NEVER MET THE MAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, COMING
    OR GOING, AND WE HAVE NEVER COMMUNICATED IN ANY MANNER OUTSIDE OF
    UKRM.
     
    Thomas, Feb 22, 2011
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    Zeb Johnson Guest

    I just Googled Docking

    Damn I've led a sheltered life

    Educashunal Group here
     
    Zeb Johnson, Feb 22, 2011
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