Prozzie down

Our Indian correspondent is over from Mumbai and we're taking him to
lunch tomorrow. We have a copy printed out and waiting.

 

Heh.

 

LOL you *bad* man

 

Correct.

The period between incidents appears amazingly compressed.

Apparently, the "Normal" cycle is usually starting at around 3-6
months, and compresses over time to something like 4 weeks.[/QUOTE]

Yeah these girls all worked for the same pimp and had been ripping him
off

 

Don't forget to print it out 80% smaller.

 

That would be the unkindest cut. Itym 20%.

 

A few pints followed by an English?


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I think the whole thing is rather encouraging. Indian women are often
achingly gorgeous. No wonder they welcomed the Brits with open arms and
cried when we left.

 

I meant to say 80% zoom, changed my mind, got excited and hit send.

 

Indeed. There's plenty of droolworthy Indian eye candy around the City.

There's this interesting statistic (god knows where I read *that*) that
at the beginning of the British Raj it was very common for British men
to have Indian wives. With the onset of the "Victorian Values", fewer
and fewer of them went native, which apparently coincided with a
stigmatisation of both mixed-race children and the wives...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

My first wife was half-Indian.

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James Morris[1], in his epic trilogy of Empire (Pax Britannica, Heaven's
Command, and Farewell the Trumpets) actually argues that it was the
arrival of Englishwomen in India that hastened the end of the Raj.

The women brought with them their 'morality' and a degree of
superiority. Until then, as you say, the British in India had no
problems with taking Indian women as mistresses or wives.

Morris says that the steamship made the long voyage to India safe and
comfortable, and so women made the trip. And thus, ironically the
steamship helped create the Raj and ensure its eventual dissolution.

It's a lovely theory, and like all the best theories, has an element of
truth and plausibility in it.

[1] Now, having had a sex change in the early 1970s[2], Jan Morris, and
one of the greatest living travel writers.

[2] So pre-ukrm.

 

Half mad.

 

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Ah, the meme that would not die. No, half (shudder) Yorkshire.

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Until she met me.

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Hard to say really. She had *really* dark nipples, so they were
definitely Indian. The rest was a bit of a mish-mash.

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It could be worse, I suppose.

I had a huge erection, I wasn't thinking.

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No...Miss Mash. She must have been from the Land of the Potato People.

 

You're not a hairdresser anymore, you're a project manager.

HTH

 

Better to tell everyone he's a hairdresser, less embarrassing...