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garlic press?

 

I once heard a radio interview with Little Richard, describing how in
his youth he'd been a compulsive masturbator, and he said something
along the lines of, having wanked off 7 or 8 times during a day by the
evening his dick looked like it had been subjected to a cheese grater.
Good golly!

 

And the moral there - never borrow a book from Stevie Wonder.

 

Miss Molly

 

Anyone would think you'd never seen Champ creeping before.