pwned

And hooray for that too. Wouldn't want these johnny-come-lately numeeja
whiz-bang-wheee types cluttering up the hallowed tubes of Usenet. If
7-bit ACSII was good enough for DARPA it's good enough for me!

Quite right too. But then you are using a Real Man's (TM) newsreader
(as am I alsthough slightly less caveman than yours..).

Leave the namby-pamby fluffy types to drool over their Web 3.0 world
say I. Defend to the last bit our right to plain, pure unadorned text I
say!

Phil.

 

It means the person using it is a fucking retard who should be avoided
if possible, killed if not.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

oo, I don't get many death threats

I didn't expect one from a vegitarian though. Seems odd that someone who
won't make a tasty snack from a nice little piggy will advocate killing a
person for using a particular "word". What a ****.

 

That was a death threat?

Jesus, where do you live that that's a death threat?

Veggies are the most violent people on the planet. You try hunting
Quorn. It makes a real man of you.

Oh, I'd quite happily advocate killing someone for being mildly
annoying.

That's me.

Still, could be worse, I could use words like pwned.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

"How much intelligence does it take to sneak up on a leaf?"

Phil

 

It's the malnutrition making you think it's hard work. Anecdotal evidence
suggests that people who eat bacon have little difficulty pushing a trolley
around Sainsburys.

 

http://www.last.fm/music/Clutch/_/When+Vegans+Attack

 

Oh, right. I couldn't be bothered to check, I knew someone would know.

I know; I'd already looked.

We should just make everyone use "telnet $NNTP_SERVER nntp", that would
certainly cut down on the amount of crap that gets posted.

 

I'm amazed an indepdendent IT consultant like you hasn't come across
the term at some point. l4m3r. j00 clearly are teh suck.

 

I won't have Quorn in the house. the smell makes me wretch.
I have no problem with eating it but it's at a price.
Four or five hours of violent evacuation 'above and eek below'.

--
Jeweller
R100RT
Formerly: James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo,
R80/7, R100RT (green!)
www.davidhowardjeweller.co.uk

 

It's fungus based.

--
Jeweller
R100RT
Formerly: James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo,
R80/7, R100RT (green!)
www.davidhowardjeweller.co.uk

 

Really? It's got to be the most inert matter in the universe!

 

**** off to alt.lolcat where your sort are tolerated!

 

Just when you thought the Internet couldn't get any more weird:

<http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page>

I quote:

"Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible
Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible
into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have
most of the Bible translated!"

 

Genius.

 

Revelation 20:

Liek 1000 years laterz, Basement Cat gotted out of teh dip basement.

An sez lying stuffs to all urths kittehz, so they want karate?.

Loadz kittehz turnded up an are liek, “Oh hai, Ceiling Cat kittehz, we
pwn you big stylez”, but den teh Ceiling makes teh firez an dey is all
“Oh noes! Do not want!”.

An Basement Cat is frown in a basement of fartz, wiv other evil
kittehz to burn 24 7 forevers. Sry.

 

**** off to alt.completely.unintelligble.txtspeak where your sort are
tolerated!

 

Ceiling cat luvz j00 too.

 

kthxbai

 

An important distinction is that lolcatspeak is not txtspeak. Here is a
comparison:

* Hi, I was wondering if you could come down here at about 3PM. Will
that be fine?

TxtSpeak: hi was wndrng u cud cme dwn @ 3, k?

lolcat: O hai! Iz wunderin, yu can has go to heer at 3? kthxbai.

TxtSpeak's main purpose is to shorten the amount of keys needed to get
the message across. This is not lolcat speak.

Srsly.