pwned

"unintelligible". I can understand txtspeak.

Just.

 

You're 12 aren't you.

 

Give or take. You're up your own arse, aren't you?

 

kthxbai

 

I am wading through a mire of awe.

 

LOLCATS: Oh hai. Haz all ur baes, srsly.
Captain: Oh noes!!

 

Oh, you arsehole. Why post that when I need more sleep, not less?

Where the **** do people find the time to translate???

 

I know it's childish but it does make me laugh. Soylent's explaination
was spot on and rather funny in the semi serious way it was delivered.

 

Soylent's explanation was a cut and paste from that site... There's a
section on lolcat grammar ffs.

 

Oh noes!

 

Srsly

 

**** OFF WITH THIS SHIT!

....and in

....and out

....and in

....and out

 

Quite. Here is a lolcat take on the philanthropic principal from a
feline POV. Genius.

Teh howse is jus riet for us kittehs. Is not too cowd or too hot. Is jus
niec an warm an cuddlee. Teh hoomins gif us fud wen we ask an scrach us
wen we mew cyoot. We gets to slepe anywhar an teh hoomins even gif us
warm piels of cleen close to lay on. How awesoem!

If Ceiling Cat dint ecksist how cud all of dis happun? If teh howse wus
too cowd we wud be ded kittehs wif ice! If teh howse wus too hot we wud
be ded kittehs wif crispees! If hoomins not der to feed us we wud be
reely skinneh and ded kittehs. If Ceiling Cat dint maek hoomins for us
sleepin anywhar wud not be fun! An no cleen close to slepe on!

Evewythin in howse is riet for kitteh and dat is how we kno Ceiling Cat
is reel, srsly.

 

Teh howse is jus riet for us kittehs. Is not too cowd or too hot. Is jus
niec an warm an cuddlee. Teh hoomins gif us fud wen we ask an scrach us
wen we mew cyoot. We gets to slepe anywhar an teh hoomins even gif us
warm piels of cleen close to lay on. How awesoem!

If Ceiling Cat dint ecksist how cud all of dis happun? If teh howse wus
too cowd we wud be ded kittehs wif ice! If teh howse wus too hot we wud
be ded kittehs wif crispees!

 

Gah, Ginged by a couple of minutes.

 

heh, at last, my athiest position is challenged.

 

What are the chances of that, eh? I'm still recovering from misspelling
principle.

 

I know. I was quoting Speaker-To-Animals.

Phil

 

I showed the link to Laura and Kim last night. They were practically crying
with laughter. Mind you, they were quite drunk.

 

Yes, but they're young.

Anything more than a couple of words of it, such as the C&Ped stuff a
couple have posted, takes too much effort for me to read. I suppose it
*might* be funny but it's as intelligible to me as Serbo-Croat.

****, I'm old... (