pwned

I find it no more difficult than reading plain old english, it's like
I'm anti-lolcat-dyslexic or something.

 

Did you ever read 'Feersum Endjinn'? Or Molesworth?

Of course you are, sonny.

 

Or The Book of Dave? It's quite simple after a while thought it must be
a bastard of a job to type in that style.

 

Read them? I've never heard of them.

*sob*

 

I'd guess that after the first few thousand words, it would start to become
ingrained, and you'd find yourself writing anything and everything in that
style.

 

Srsly?

 

Srsly.

Oh, ****...

 

Oh noes!

 

Iz too layt, no fiks now.

 

Does this help?

"Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty? Then I'll begin.

Now, like all real life experience stories, this also begins once a
polly tito, and Happiness Stan, whose life evolved the ephemeral colour
dreamy most, and his deep joy in this being the multicolour of the moon.
Oh yes. His home a victoriana charibold, the four-wheel folloped
ft-ft-ft out the back. Now, as eve on his deep approach, his eye on the
moon. Alltime sometime deept joy of a full moon scintyladen dangly in
the heavenly bode. But now only half! So, gathering all behind him the
hintermost, he ploddy-ploddy forward into the deep complicadent
fundermold of the forry to sort this one out."

 

Oh, yes!

 

Deep joy.

 

<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE>

*twitch*

 

I so think that should be the next C#.

Srsly.

 

And grumpy.

Build a bridge and get over it.

 

Or Riddley Walker. Or, tangentially, Trainspotting.

It's just phonetics viewed through a kaleidoscope.