Quadzilla vs. the Tiger

So Dad, at 74 and with two artificial knees and recovering from chemo,
decides it's about time he got himself "a mobility scooter"...

Never one for the usual route, he turns up today on a Quadzilla 250 complete
with "hi-performance exhaust".

It's a bit of a beast, covered in Danger of Death warnings and the
illustrations in the user manual are crying out for some ukrm-stylee
captions.
See http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/davepauline/quadzilla/

I'll start with;
7-F " You can get 3 on the quad but the passengers might get a little
shaken"
7-O "Having sex with the quad is OK as long as you're going uphill"


Oh and the Tiger? He's also got a 900 Triumph Tiger, which will be up for
sale when he gets around to it...
So let me know if you might be interested.

The hi-power, bright yellow, Madza RX8 is staying though he's also go a new
2.0 Focus and a Chinese 125 Custom for potting about.


Way to go Dad!

 

7-C "Never use your quad to piss off practitioners of voodoo"

7-G "Don't wheelie like a puff"

7-K "Do not attempt backwards bunny-hops out of mud traps"

7-M "Why not go out with your mates to catch really fucking fast
butterflies?"

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I have to say, I do like his thinking...

 

Ditto. I hope I can still be riding at that age.

My brother (70ish) just bought some huge Yamaha cruiser.

 

v. good, I had to check 7-M twice but then it was a "coffee over the
keyboard" moment.

Related question: why do these things have a thumb throttle rather than a
twistgrip?

 

Heh - that's what I fancy. How much was it? Review please asap.

Yeah - My Mum's too scared to ride her normal mobility scooter. she
keeps bumpling into street furniture.

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"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03

 

7B - Do not use with girl friend (hence 70 as expounded by AndrewR)
7D - Use proper gasoline in tank
7F - Suitable for Siamese triplets but all heads must wear a helmet.
7H - Position of gun rack (southern US version)
7I - Who cares? Flat surface are no fun.
7J - Do not scare cagers
7P - Position to be assumed in case of elephantiasis on the right testicle.
7R - Chamber pot at rear
7U - Chamber pot drain