Question of the DAY??

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ABLE_1, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. Some **** wrote some stuff, his prison ID was ABLE_1:

    I find there nothing worse than a dry ride.

    A little copperslip or chainlube goes a long way.
     
    Brownz \(mobile\), Jul 14, 2006
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  2. For biking technical info UKRM has only let me down once.

    The rest is amusing bullshit which you can join in or ignore as you
    wish.
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Jul 14, 2006
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  3. ABLE_1

    Big Dave Guest

    dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 14, 2006
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  4. ABLE_1

    Big Dave Guest

    Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking ?
    A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

    Don't blame me - I stole it from Somewhere Else

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 14, 2006
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  5. Finger is more accurate!

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jul 14, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    "Do you smoke after sex?"
    "No, but I steam a little."


    --
    Krusty.

    http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
    http://www.muddystuff.us
    Off-road classifieds

    '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
     
    Krusty, Jul 14, 2006
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  7. ABLE_1

    Big Dave Guest

    Jeez, that must be an old joke - I can't remember hearing it before.

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 14, 2006
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  8. ABLE_1

    Big Dave Guest

    Hmm. Maybe.
    But you get better range with a ruler. I can hit^H^H get close to
    targets 5 cubes down the office)
     
    Big Dave, Jul 14, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    ^^^^^ ^^^^^^

    I am in complete agreement on this point. Remember people, you're all
    here for my amusement.
     
    darsy, Jul 14, 2006
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  10. ABLE_1

    darsy Guest

    how would you know?
     
    darsy, Jul 14, 2006
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  11. ABLE_1

    darsy Guest

    I'm totally convinced this is 100% true.
     
    darsy, Jul 14, 2006
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  12. ABLE_1

    Ace Guest

    Bit messy though. KY is still the best all-round lube.

    --
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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Jul 14, 2006
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  13. Hm. I'd forgotten the cabal. Mind you, I'm a SMOF, so I've got me own clicky
    bits.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jul 14, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    that's not quite what I meant. I was implying that I doubted you'd
    Googled every post made to ukrm since December 1995.
     
    darsy, Jul 14, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    Post corrected. HTH
     
    Cab, Jul 14, 2006
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    Switters Guest

    Damn it, I knew I'd regret not signing up to ebay.
     
    Switters, Jul 14, 2006
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  17. Now, see, if you'd not said that, I'd have thought you were being really
    subtle.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jul 14, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    ABLE_1 wrote:

    <snip bollox>

    Wanker. Why don't you just **** off?
     
    Cab, Jul 14, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    *sigh*
     
    darsy, Jul 14, 2006
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  20. That changed his tone, I'll bet.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jul 14, 2006
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