Questions

Should I buy a GSXR 750, or a thou or should I sit on my 600.

Why did Kawasaki **** so badly with the new 10R styling.

Why, if Honda are so clever, did they design the Fireblade to eat
testicles.

Where can I get a test ride on an R1.

Am I a ****.

?

 

But if you rat it?

 

Judging by the stock left in the dealers it's nobody's bike.

This I can believe.

Apparently not.

 

Can you take your 600 to it's limits? If not then perhaps you should
consider something along the lines of a burgervan.

So riders of slower bikes wouldn't feel so bad and to leave the owners
of early model 10Rs feeling incredibly smug.

Because Honda make bikes suitable for eunuchs.

Flotwick motorcycles.

Do I give a ****?

 

For acceleration - yes. For top speed - yes. For cornering - no.
The problem with the six is that after a couple of hours I can't stand
the thought of yet another gear change.

Change for changes sake. They should have left it well alone.

I don't know why the marketing men didn't pick up on the clitoral
stimulation angle.

Thanks.

 

A Thou

<points at sig>

 

Ben said...

But...but...but...it's so....standard looking!

 

I don't believe in ostentatious modification. Nice subtle braided
hoses, carbon hugger and 'shrooms is all you need.

 

FOR SALE: Suzuki GSX-R1000 http://www.bensales.com/gsxr1000

Thanks, I'm almost tempted but I'm probably going to go for a K6.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Or wait for cheap second-hand ones to come onto the market as ageing
inadequates realise that they're too old to live with their impulse
buys.

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I don't think he'll sell it, maybe just put different bars and a
touring screen on to make it more comfy.

 

How do you know which one I was talking about?

 

Nope. Have you got the standard screen on yours?

 

That's what I thought.

I really will be getting one soon. The standard screen is a right
fucking pain on high speed blasts across Europe.

 

So it's a touring screen?

 

Fully faired Peugeot 407?

 

You need one of these:
http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/005727.php


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Champ said...

Are you calling me fat?

 

Champ said...

It's a fair cop[1], Guv.

[1] Not really, I've lost 2 inches off my waist recently