R.I.P CG125 :-(

Oh well....

It had to happen one day I suppose.

My sad old workhorse has finally bitten the dust and expired.......Helped to
an early grave by
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Some sad blind tipper driving **** that can't see further than the front of
his bonnet and ran over my bike the clueless blind fat balding myopic
wanker!

Drove over it entirely, then fucked off as I was delivering a curry to a
block of flats.
I saw it from the 12th floor and couldn't believe my eyes.

Only 3rd party insurance too, so now no transport, no payout and worst of
all no earnings as I haven't a bike :-({

Curry-on-a-bus just doesn't cut-it you know......

 

From the 12th floor?

There are some no-deposit 0% finance deals from Suzuki
and one includes a free fack, ideal for a delivery boy.

 

Oops, that was a free rack, not a free ****.

 

Not from the 12th floor I didn't.

I hope his piles give him hell over the weekend

 

Well, I got fairly long arms but not 12 floors long. A Chicken Tikka Masala
from 12 floors *might* have just got the back of the tipper but the customer
wouldn't have liked missing their dinner.

I take it your arms can touch the floor then when you are standing up monkey
boy?

 

get a Chinese version for £600 .... twill last about a year ........

 

Bound to be CCTV around Council flats? .......

 

What I want to know is how does he know the culprit is bald if he was
wearing a bonnet?

 

Bonnet?
Where?

and he stuck his head out of the cab window as he looked at what was under
the wheels

 

It'll have been nicked.

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On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:43:17 +0000, Rajabin wrote:

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Bonnet! You said he couldn't see further than the front of his bonnet -
it being Easter and all - it was an easy mistake to make, around these
parts tipper drivers often go abroad in the most flamboyant attire.

 

You live on Mars?