Oh I is a simple lad and a bit of the following made me laugh [QUOTE] LINCOLNSHIRE EARTHQUAKE APPEAL PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY SNIP One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremey Kyle later in the morning." Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.[/QUOTE] I had to google Sunny Delight (1) and Elizabeth Duke (1) my god it's Agent Orange in a bottle
