Those fucking signs on the Motorways, the new matrix ones. They say something like "Junction 13, 30 miles 27 minutes". Surely that shouldn't be allowed since whenever one sees that the automatic reaction is to say "fuck that, I can do that distance in X". Surely offering such a challenge is nothing less than entrapment? I'm waiting until they say "Junction 13, 30 miles 15 minutes... beat that you fucker"[1] [1] I wouldn't have last night, 18 minutes.