For the benefit of anyone who's not been watching the news this evening, police are in an armed standoff with the killer in Rothbury. He's got a shotgun pointing at his neck and asked for food. And now Gazza's turned up, with a bucket of chicken, some lager, a blanket and a fishing rod, claiming he's a good friend of Moat. Honestly, this is the best Friday night's tv I've ever seen.