Rapid Response Team

That's what bikers should call themselves.

I had a bit of a day on Sunday when I ended up on my back alongside the
bike. Stopped on a slight slope and when I put my foot down, the fucker shot
out from under because of the shitty loose stony surface. The bike started
going over and I (having a completely fucked right shoulder) couldn't pull
the thing back. Mind you, I did have the missus on the back so there's
additional weight, not that it's a good excuse.

She bailed in true style while I tried, successfully thank ****, to lay the
bike down as gently as possible to keep damage to a minimum. This entailed
me going down with the bike and rolling away at the last second so I didn't
get stuck under it.

So there I was, lying on my back thinking "****", when a yoof said "Are you
Ok mate"? I hadn't been on the floor for more than a couple of seconds, and
this lad had seen me, stopped, parked his Bandit 600 and was trying to lift
the bike up before I even got upright. Fucking decent chap and quick off the
mark too.

He was so quick off the mark, I didn't even get chance to get his name or
buy him a pint.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:05:59 GMT, "Beav"

Bandit rider, see? He's so used to seeing /his/ bike horizontal ...

He's a good lad and no mistake. This lays a duty on you of course -
but you'd be in there anyway.

 

Thanks

I was about to ask if his name was Nick after he told me he'd fallen off
last week while not wearing leathers, particularly as he wasn't wearig them
again, but I thought better of it.

None at all.

This lays a duty on you of course -

Too right I would.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

"And he nicked my fucking keys!"

 

One of the advantages of being married is that before he could get the keys,
he's have to conquer my missus in hand to hand mortal combat. He'd fail
miserably.



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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Bloody young whippersnapper's... Who do they think they are?

 

snippedly snipped...


He's obviously a perv...














So did you get a date?

 

Fucking samaritans, that's what.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19