Ratarsed....

Bear said...

The state your wrist is in we'd get some great footage of the walls and
ceiling.

 

Then it's fairly obvious that he's not the right one, eh? Apparently
burning all his possessions in the garden whilst singing "He's a
wanker" in the nude (natch) after having invited the male population of
ukrm to your place is the right thing to do.

Hang in there.

 

Bee is making the terrible mistake of trying to settle with one SO. Wake
up gal, it's all very "last century".

 

<lends shoulder>

How is the head this morning? hope you didn't attempt to go to work.

 

Bad luck (or congarats, depending on how you feel this morning).

There's a good test for that. Let the next relationship run for a few
weeks, then tell him you're going on a girly week to Ibiza. If the
response is "cool - want a lift to the airport?"[1] you're quids in. If
it's "oh..." followed by much sulking, it's time to bail.

Did you?

[1] SWMBO announced last night she's going on a long weekend with the
girlies. My response was "Can you leave me your bike keys?".

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We'll definitely get footage of the walls and the ceiling if you're
using your helmet cam.

 

Don't be daft, they're burds!

Time to put their underwear through a boil wash so it shrinks back to
/their/ size, you mean?

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Bastard! Yet *another* coffee/monitor interface moment courtesy of UKRM.

JB

 

Get a grip you daft porridge wog. Have a cry/shout/drink then pick
yourself up, dust yourself down and move on...

 

*nice*

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"It's only a bloke"

 

Heh, sweet.

 

Mine does. It's called "Phil - drive me to the train station". To which
the only answer is "yes dear".

Phil.

 

Superfluous
Anyway, it was only a fookin' Boy Racer

 

Macie said...

<thinks back to when he was "the bloke" in question>

Good point.

 

And to think. She could've had you.

 

I'm going down the 'no SO' route instead - it suits my selfish lifestyle
better.

 

Head was seriously thumpy. Made it into work, but didn't dare take motor
transport so cycled in. I felt every ripple in the road with my pulsating
skull.

 

Heh - you're the only one who's considered that.

Yup

 

Whisky does that for me... awful stuff.