Ratarsed....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by WavyDavy, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. WavyDavy

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear said...
    The state your wrist is in we'd get some great footage of the walls and
    ceiling.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 23, 2006
    #21
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  2. WavyDavy

    Cab Guest

    Then it's fairly obvious that he's not the right one, eh? Apparently
    burning all his possessions in the garden whilst singing "He's a
    wanker" in the nude (natch) after having invited the male population of
    ukrm to your place is the right thing to do.
    Hang in there.
     
    Cab, Jun 23, 2006
    #22
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  3. WavyDavy

    Hog Guest

    Bee is making the terrible mistake of trying to settle with one SO. Wake
    up gal, it's all very "last century".
     
    Hog, Jun 23, 2006
    #23
  4. WavyDavy

    Jackie Guest

    <lends shoulder>

    How is the head this morning? hope you didn't attempt to go to work.
     
    Jackie, Jun 23, 2006
    #24
  5. WavyDavy

    Krusty Guest

    Bad luck (or congarats, depending on how you feel this morning).
    There's a good test for that. Let the next relationship run for a few
    weeks, then tell him you're going on a girly week to Ibiza. If the
    response is "cool - want a lift to the airport?"[1] you're quids in. If
    it's "oh..." followed by much sulking, it's time to bail.
    Did you?

    [1] SWMBO announced last night she's going on a long weekend with the
    girlies. My response was "Can you leave me your bike keys?".

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    Krusty, Jun 23, 2006
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  6. WavyDavy

    Gyp Guest

    We'll definitely get footage of the walls and the ceiling if you're
    using your helmet cam.
     
    Gyp, Jun 23, 2006
    #26
  7. WavyDavy

    Krusty Guest

    Don't be daft, they're burds!
    Time to put their underwear through a boil wash so it shrinks back to
    /their/ size, you mean?

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    Krusty, Jun 23, 2006
    #27
  8. WavyDavy

    JB Guest

    Bastard! Yet *another* coffee/monitor interface moment courtesy of UKRM.

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 23, 2006
    #28
  9. WavyDavy

    Cane Guest

    Get a grip you daft porridge wog. Have a cry/shout/drink then pick
    yourself up, dust yourself down and move on...
     
    Cane, Jun 23, 2006
    #29
  10. WavyDavy

    Ace Guest

    *nice*

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    Ace, Jun 23, 2006
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  11. WavyDavy

    Macie Guest

    "It's only a bloke"
     
    Macie, Jun 23, 2006
    #31
  12. WavyDavy

    Cane Guest

    Heh, sweet.
     
    Cane, Jun 23, 2006
    #32
  13. Mine does. It's called "Phil - drive me to the train station". To which
    the only answer is "yes dear".

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jun 23, 2006
    #33
  14. WavyDavy

    Hog Guest

    Superfluous
    Anyway, it was only a fookin' Boy Racer
     
    Hog, Jun 23, 2006
    #34
  15. WavyDavy

    Lozzo Guest

    Macie said...
    <thinks back to when he was "the bloke" in question>

    Good point.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 23, 2006
    #35
  16. WavyDavy

    Cane Guest

    And to think. She could've had you.
     
    Cane, Jun 23, 2006
    #36
  17. WavyDavy

    Beelzebub Guest

    I'm going down the 'no SO' route instead - it suits my selfish lifestyle
    better.
     
    Beelzebub, Jun 23, 2006
    #37
  18. WavyDavy

    Beelzebub Guest

    Head was seriously thumpy. Made it into work, but didn't dare take motor
    transport so cycled in. I felt every ripple in the road with my pulsating
    skull.
     
    Beelzebub, Jun 23, 2006
    #38
  19. WavyDavy

    Beelzebub Guest

    Heh - you're the only one who's considered that.
    Yup
     
    Beelzebub, Jun 23, 2006
    #39
  20. Whisky does that for me... awful stuff.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 23, 2006
    #40
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