Ratarsed....

Just go for "insignificant others" when the fancy takes you.

 

Sounds like a plan

 

South East to be more precise

 

Hoorah that girl. It's not like you don't have lots of friends

 

Now you know that's just not true

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

I've got a hangover and was so pissed last night I got in and went
straight to bed.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

Heh

 

I woke up feeling great.

I had a gin and tonic after work yesterday, watched a bit of TV, went to
bed sober, and slept for 11 hours.

 

I went to see "Hard Candy". Hmmm so much for the good reviews.
Completely bogus.

 

Your always quite welcome here anyway, as you know

 

Get on yer bike and.........

 

Gosh, but you know how to kick a gal when she's down ;-)

 

<looks around empty house, where even the cats have abandoned her>

Erm....

 

No wonder you are feeling down Bee. I get depressed pdq when I can't get
out and blow the cobwebs away

 

Need to actually get the bike (R6) on the road again - it's sitting in the
garage awaiting my getting around replacing weepy forkseal, sticking new
tyres on and getting it a jolly good service and MOT.

The Honda is not built for lots of miles, but I shall be popping out around
the tracks when it cools down a little outside.

 

I'll try to sort it out this week if I can - have had a recommendation of
good place to take it, which is handy. All hell has just broken loose at
work so I may prefer to be slightly scarce (it's nowt to do with me, but I
don't want caught in the crossfire).

 

I read that as "nipple" first, second and third time round...

I had to jump in the pool to cool off before replying.

It didn't work as the pool is at 29 degrees..

I just got moist and aroused. Sorry.

Dave