RBLR1000 - anyone interested?

Now *that* sounds much more like it.

 

I hate the verbal auxiliary function.

 

Nothing could be better than Yorkshire beer with the pair of us in
attendence TBF

 

you obviously have a very limited imagination.

 

Pfft. I enjoy language abuse. In fact, I positively revel in it,
sometimes.

 

It's you that has the overly exciting life.

 

"Where's the Sick Kids?"

"In hospital."

 

Must've had an auxiliary oil tank(er).

 

That Richard Hammond chappie likes motorcycles, and he has access to
tracks and airfields - why don't you contact him?

 

Can't I just donate the money I would have spent on petrol and tyres
instead?

 

Where are the Andes?
On the end of your armies

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

I see it... sounds nice, certainly.

 

I thought you were replying to my "the Pyrenees are a cultural barrier"
later posting, and that made me chuckle.

 

You dare not, you puffy girlie old fart.

(cheapo flight to Barcelona as per offers, crash space free, BMW unlimited
kms rental 90 EUR)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

AOL.

Riding or spannering, I'm in.

Fuckit, we could even use my Commando for authenticity... ;^)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

I would think that boarding at a walking pace from the back of (e.g.) a
pickup-truck would be safest, followed by the rider bailing out on foot.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Right. Right. (I have been drinking).

Pickup truck drives in a straight line, with new rider blerk in the
back. Probably with a helper. (We're using a pickup because it's less
likely to be thrown off course by a rider departing).

Bike matches speed alongside. New rider steps onto pillion peg and
swings leg over. Pickup fucks off. New rider gives old rider a quick
reach-around and takes throttle.

Old rider stands up, dismounts at the trot to the left. New rider rings
down for "Full ahead, both" and disappears in a cloud of smoke.

What could *possibly* go wrong?

 

Of course, this won't unsettle the bike at all.

Kicking shit out of the pillion, who is reaching around him.

I think it's a great plan.

 

I don't even know where to begin! It sounds utterly terrifying. Can I watch?

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Pick a track with a ped bridge - one rider dangling onna bungee, ready
to drop onto the front seat, as the bike approaches the bridge the pilot
shifts to the pillioon seat and the blerk drops in. A crew of helpers
pull him backwards catapult fashion and let go so as to match
velocities. It will take some practice...