Reigning MX1 motocross champion a BNP patriot

Or White... As in white and McKays whisky...
My spelling may be off, cos Im pickled...

 

Was he in the armed wing of the YHA, though? I think we should be told.

 

Big fucking deal. We still have the dubious distinction of being able to
(for now) choose who the **** we support and indeed, vote for.

Wtf? It's not like it's fucking illegal is it? Jesus fucking Christ this
country is getting more fucked up by the hour.

A porridge gelpin' haggis breath then. Says it all dunnit?


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Beav

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Even a woman would be a better man than this ****.


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When some thick **** quotes a fictional thick **** from a film, in order to
"prove a point" we just KNOW how thick that thick **** really is.


--
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He actually makes me look intelligent, thoughtful and caring...things
I've never been accused of being.

But Keith, you ARE all of the above and more. You're beautiful and desirable
too, according to a few email's I've received.

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Stop doing this TOG, he might **** off, leaving me with bugger entertainment
and I'm NOT watching the fucking telly.


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So does the word "Skit".

Yeah and my wife says "Skit" and she's Swedish and I'm wondering what the
**** it has to do with anything.

I wonder why.

Sennacot. Works even the hardest of hard bits.


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Beav

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"'Ere, Blakey boy, look at that effing sail!"

"Fark me, it's impressive, innit?"

"Fancy a quick lime?"

 

TOG says that anal sex works better if he takes a healthy "shite"
first...

 

Dornt bite yer tongue, ye lobby gobblin' scooser

 

Avyer beun peep'n at yer camp neighbors again?

 

Quicklime, that's what you need, Dr Crippen.

Be cautious lest ye slake it, however.

 

You probably spent forty minutes googling that.

 

're we 'avin' fan yet, guv'nor?

 

snip>

Apparently not.

 

Is there something you're not telling us?

 

Huh?

You would normally slake lime, by adding water to it if using it for
human consumption.

I can buy small pakages slaked lime ("cal") in the Mexican products
section of my local supermarket, it's used in the preparation of
tortilla and tamale dough.

But, why bother grinding corn and nixtamalizing it, when I can just as
easily buy already prepared "masa"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixtamalization

The ancient Aztec and Mayan civilizations developed nixtamalization
using lime (calcium hydroxide, not the citrus fruit of the same name)
and ash (potassium hydroxide) to create alkaline solutions.

The Chibcha people to the north of the ancient Inca also used calcium
hydroxide (also known as "cal"), while the tribes of North America
used natural-occurring sodium carbonate or ash.

The nixtamalization process was very important in the early
Mesoamerican diet, as unprocessed maize is unbalanced in its essential
amino acids and deficient in free niacin. A population depending on
untreated maize as a staple food risks malnourishment, and is more
likely to develop deficiency diseases such as pellagra and
kwashiorkor. Maize cooked with lime provided essential amino acids and
niacin in this diet.

Military use of calcium oxide by the British navy:

Historian and philosopher David Hume, in his history of England,
recounts how during early in the reign of Henry III the English Navy
destroyed an invading French fleet, by blinding the enemy fleet with
"quicklime," the old name for calcium oxide:

D’Albiney employed a stratagem against them, which is said to have
contributed to the victory: Having gained the wind of the French, he
came down upon them with violence; and throwing in their faces a great
quantity of quicklime, which he purposely carried on board, he so
blinded them, that they were disabled from defending themselves.

David Hume, History of England, Volume II. (1)

Limeys:

The Spanish word for "lime" is "limon". This refers to the yellow
fruit commonly called a "lemon", as well as to the smaller green fruit
called a "lime".

In order to prevent scurvy during the 19th century, British sailors
were issued a daily allowance of citrus such as lime (presumably
Citrus aurantifolia), which led in time to the nickname "limey" for
all Britons. It was later discovered that this beneficial effect
derived from the quantities of Vitamin C the fruit contains.

Limey is an old American and Canadian slang nickname for the British,
originally referring to British sailors. The term is believed to
derive from lime-juicer, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy
practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy.
The benefits of citrus juice were well known at the time thanks to the
acute observations of surgeon James Lind who noticed that the cabbage
eating Dutch had fewer problems with scurvy. Limes were used over
lemons because limes were more readily available from Britain's own
Caribbean colonies. The term is thought to have originated in the
Caribbean in the 1880s.

(1) Did I ever mention that the Scottish philosopher David Hume was a
relative?

 

That'll be a whoosh, then.

I agree with much of what he was on about, but that means nothing in
this context.

 

Pomegranate?

You thick twat.

It's because deportees had POHM on the back of their shirts, standing
for Prisoner of Her Majesty.

Jeez

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