Returnee question

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Rich B, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Rich B

    Rich B Guest

    Been lurking here for a while, thought I'd better introduce self. Hi.

    "Gave up" bikes ten years ago (medical reasons) but have just climbed back
    in the saddle with an XT660R. Loving being back on two wheels, although I'm
    wondering why no bugger waves to me any more. There have been a lot of
    changes since I was last razzing around, so here's a starter question:

    Can front-facing cameras (ie scamera vans and the like) snap bikes? I
    assume bikes are just as liable to be Gatso'd as cars are, but logic says
    the Talevan-type cameras can't read a bike's front number plate cos there
    isn't one. There are no Gatsos near me, but plenty of places Plod likes to
    wait in his white van, and it would be nice to know for sure. This month's
    Superbike mag calls front-facing cameras "speed as much as you like" signs,
    but a few more seasoned opinions wouldn't go amiss.

    Sorry if this has been done to death.

    Cheers all.

    --
    Rich
    ==============================

    2001 Disco II ES auto
    1971 S2a 88" petrol
    2005 XT660R

    Take out the obvious to email me.
     
    Rich B, Feb 7, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    Hello. It's traditional to tell you to **** off but
    you've bought a sensible bike, so I'll give you a chance
    Plenty of buggers around here who might wave to you under, or over, certain
    circumstances
    Depends. If it is an unmanned static job like what they have in my son's
    area, Portsmouth, then ignore the things.

    With the manned jobs, beware. They can take a photo of you speeding towards
    them and, using a fantastic piece of technology commonly called a pencil,
    jot down your number plate, time, brief description etc as you pass them.
    Allegedly admissible as evidence. They could even have a 2nd camera mounted
    in the front of the van that could be synchronised to the radar device.
     
    wessie, Feb 7, 2007
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  3. Ah. You'll know the NASA vs Russian Space Programme story of the pencil,
    then?

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Feb 7, 2007
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  4. Rich B

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
     
    Lozzo, Feb 8, 2007
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  5. Rich B

    ogden Guest

    It's a firm favourite with Internet Bores (tm). Cut her some slack.
     
    ogden, Feb 8, 2007
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  6. You really do have a problem with intelligent women don't you? Can
    your mum shed any light on this if she's still lurking?
     
    Work in progress, Feb 8, 2007
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  7. Rich B wrote
    I do hope you have been pending a part of your time fucked off and
    reading the ffaq, if not you had better **** off now.

    Not this early in the morning (usually) but today I could easily be
    persuaded.

    Two reasons and the second has nothing to do with the bike you ride.

    You assume wrong Sir. We are bikers and we are law abiding and we are
    proud of it, we are not a bunch of lawless hooligans. I ask you to
    withdraw your vile assertions forthwith of face the wrath of my lawyers.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 8, 2007
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  8. Work in progress wrote
    Intelligent wimmin?

    I spose now the thread will peter out in that pointless old discussion
    of how you can possibly assess intelligence in any meaningful way when
    dealing with subspecies.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 8, 2007
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  9. Rich B

    ogden Guest

    No. Next question.
     
    ogden, Feb 8, 2007
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  10. Rich B

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Work tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    He's always OK with you...

    Oh - As you were.
     
    Simes, Feb 8, 2007
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  11. Rich B

    TOG Guest

    Welcome. Nice bike.

    I generally treat forward-facing cameras as an inducement to open the
    throttle wider, on the basis that it will annoy one of the little
    Hitlers whose job it is to punish such miscreants.

    I'm pleased to say that the forward-facing camera on the A21,
    southbound, just before the Tun Wells exit, has a trigger speed of
    100mph+. Somewhere, there's a nice collection of pix of someone giving
    it the finger.

    <Thinks>

    There are some fairly distinctive stickers on the front of the Ducati,
    actually. I ought to take them off.
     
    TOG, Feb 8, 2007
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  12. Never let the facts get in the way of a good fishing attempt.

    What ever happened to the mad scottish one who posted here when they
    split?
     
    Work in progress, Feb 8, 2007
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  13. Can you quantify exactly what Ali has done to incur your ire? And
    aren't you meant to be at the airport?
     
    Work in progress, Feb 8, 2007
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  14. Rich B

    ogden Guest

    Breast size, otoh, is absolutely crucial.

    She fucked off back to jockland. Beyond that, I have no idea, and no
    desire to find out.)
     
    ogden, Feb 8, 2007
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  15. Rich B

    ogden Guest

    "I could suck on that for a whole week."
     
    ogden, Feb 8, 2007
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  16. Eh? What?

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Feb 8, 2007
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  17. Rich B

    Lozzo Guest

    ogden says...
    "I could spend all night on your tits and never pass the same point
    twice"
     
    Lozzo, Feb 8, 2007
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  18. Exactly. I'm quite partial to the odd urban legend.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Feb 8, 2007
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  19. Rich B

    prawn Guest

    On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:40:01 -0800, TOG@toil,
    Tonbridge, surely. It is one's sworn duty to give the finger.
     
    prawn, Feb 8, 2007
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  20. Up there a bit dear, ogden was being ogden at you.
     
    Work in progress, Feb 8, 2007
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