Returnee question

Senior moments setting in perchance?

Phil.

 

Ah. Is this where I own up to not actually reading every post/poster?

Ali

 

Nobody with half an ounce of sense does

 

Nope, I'll confess to not reading him.

Ali

 

Or a life? I read/post more on bad job days. Today, I wish to kill the
fuckwit laughingly known as my manager. So I apologise in advance for any
increase in posting volume.

Ali

 

I had one of those once. They're over rated.

Hmmm, it varies here. I'll not look at news for a couple of days then
hit catch up or I'll have days like today when I dip in every hour or
so while I make coffee. Of course the more coffee I drink, the more I
wibble and as my beloved sprogs have abandoned me I have no one better
than UKRM to inflict my gibberish on.

What did they do?

Being self employed rocks. Though it does mean that I have to go and
see the bumbling academic next month to find out what I'm doing until
September.

You just want to beat Champ to the top of the stats, admit it...

I take great comfort in not having been in them for over a year.

When I have days when I post lots I just think of it as giving people
something to amuse them. Or point and laugh at. I'm never quite sure.

 

one tries one's best.

 

Tonbridge it is. My error.

So Sir does it as well? On what?

 

A true gent, ta.

That's what I was afraid of.

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Rich
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2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2005 XT660R

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

Lurked, read for tone and content, studied ffaq, tested self, posted
politely, fucked off just in case.

When I started motorcycling (1972) it was a full wave every time. When the
left bars started having a "pass" button, it was a quick flash of main beam.
When most started riding with headlamp on it became a nod of the head. Now
it's hard even to get that.

I didn't say bikes were liable to get *caught*, just Gatso'd as much as
cars. For myself, I wouldn't dream of exceeding the speed limit. In fact,
I normally deduct 10 from the posted limit and stick to that as a personal
commitment to safer roads. I never have accidents, although I've seen
*thousands*.

--
Rich
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2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2005 XT660R

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

Coo, ta.

--
Rich
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2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2005 XT660R

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

The back wheel?

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platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative.”

 

Indeed. The only problem is dealing with fuckwit managers and imbecilic
employees.

 

You may think it is funny doing that, but all you are achieving is to
irritate the bods who look at the pictures - and no doubt they pass on
their irritation up the line. The more cameras you wave a foolish
digit at, the sooner they'll turn all the fuckers around and aim at
your arse. I really don't see the point in bringing this day forward
- quite the reverse, as it were.

If you doubt me, there was a report in the local rag here last year
(complete with a picture of a motorcyclist raising said digit at a
camera) giving an account of how the police laid a trap for a regular
fingerer. He commuted past the camera on a regular basis, so all they
had to do was wait - he duly turned up, was stopped and arrested. The
charges included speeding, offending public decency (or somesuch) and
not having insurance, amongst others ... but it goes to show that if
you cock an unneccessary snook at authority too many times, they will
come and get you.

 

Ebay item 1258721686

"For sale - Snook. Regularly cocked, now unnecessary".

 

Have done it with my B12 many, many times.

 

Bikes are supposed to be anti-social and it my duty so to do and hang the
consequences :-/

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Rich B

****.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

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Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Original post edited for typo.

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Rich
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2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2005 XT660R

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

Walked upon the earth.... but as long as I can work from home, I might
tolerate the bastard.

Yes, I'm contemplating that option.

See, look at it as you giving something back to the world. The precious gift
of laughter. (insert blech noise as wished.)

Ali