Revenge of the Killer Crumblies

"In a world gone mad, old people are killing each other at random"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8418149.stm

"An 82-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the death of a
92-year-old woman at a residential care home in Dartmouth, Devon."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/8419629.stm

"A 90-year-old woman has been arrested at a nursing home by police
investigating the death of another elderly resident."

WTF? Has someone spiked the Sanatogen with PCP or something?

 

No, but it's similar to the trend that's amusing me: in the US, some
manufacturers are putting an added ingredient in all those 'superfruit'
supplements: acai, seabuckthorn and the rest. They've been chucking a
bit of Viagra in as well.

Seriously.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Fucking hell, this is getting silly!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8417645.stm

"An 80-year-old man has been charged with the attempted rape of a
92-year-old woman in Bedfordshire."

 

Err, 'old' biology teacher?

 

As in "former" rather than ancient.

 

I was impressed by the story in Metro this morning about smackheads up
north jacking up on horse cut with Anthrax, of all things.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

Yep, I saw that.

"Think of it as evolution in action".

 

Where the feck did they get anthrax?

 

Although quite possibly both by now.

 

I saw that. Un-fucking-believable.

Don't *think* the H was actually cut with 'rax, though. Bloody well hope
not, anyway.

 

Fucking binge drinkers, the lot of 'em.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Bloody nasty, any road.

 

The Older Gentleman posted:

You want to take that shit, you take whatever chance comes with it.
Those are the breaks. My sympathy is non-existent.

 

I wasn't actually worried about the hophead killing himself. Agree with
you 100%.