Revenge of the Killer Crumblies

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. "In a world gone mad, old people are killing each other at random"

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8418149.stm

    "An 82-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the death of a
    92-year-old woman at a residential care home in Dartmouth, Devon."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/8419629.stm

    "A 90-year-old woman has been arrested at a nursing home by police
    investigating the death of another elderly resident."

    WTF? Has someone spiked the Sanatogen with PCP or something?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 17, 2009
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  2. No, but it's similar to the trend that's amusing me: in the US, some
    manufacturers are putting an added ingredient in all those 'superfruit'
    supplements: acai, seabuckthorn and the rest. They've been chucking a
    bit of Viagra in as well.

    Seriously.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 17, 2009
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    Fucking hell, this is getting silly!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8417645.stm

    "An 80-year-old man has been charged with the attempted rape of a
    92-year-old woman in Bedfordshire."
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 17, 2009
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Err, 'old' biology teacher?
     
    Pip Luscher, Dec 17, 2009
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  5. As in "former" rather than ancient.
     
    Paul Corfield, Dec 18, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    I was impressed by the story in Metro this morning about smackheads up
    north jacking up on horse cut with Anthrax, of all things.
     
    ogden, Dec 18, 2009
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    Yep, I saw that.

    "Think of it as evolution in action".
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 18, 2009
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    spike1 Guest

    Where the feck did they get anthrax?
     
    spike1, Dec 18, 2009
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    spike1 Guest

    Although quite possibly both by now.
     
    spike1, Dec 18, 2009
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  10. I saw that. Un-fucking-believable.

    Don't *think* the H was actually cut with 'rax, though. Bloody well hope
    not, anyway.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 18, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Fucking binge drinkers, the lot of 'em.


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Dec 18, 2009
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  12. Bloody nasty, any road.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 18, 2009
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    DR Guest

    The Older Gentleman posted:
    You want to take that shit, you take whatever chance comes with it.
    Those are the breaks. My sympathy is non-existent.
     
    DR, Dec 19, 2009
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  14. I wasn't actually worried about the hophead killing himself. Agree with
    you 100%.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 19, 2009
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