Revenge

A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed
in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is
excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it
contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV
shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting
around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes
of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his
wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few
seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the
load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the
camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."

If he watches South Park, He's not from
around here. Now if it was Rasslin tapes....