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Rhyming slang.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in
return.

 

Ahh now that's the thing see, In Derbyshire the grannies are mostly
stuck at home due to rickets and other northern diseases.

 

Although, on the plus side, the grannies are about 32.

 

but not intended in this case.

You seem to have interpreted my ramblings as if I am somehow cruising my
way round London's supermarkets in a search for a shag or a relationship
- I can see how you can btw from the words. I don't do this as an
intentional thing at all as I may be many things but I'm not *that*
desperate. If someone exchanges glances then if they're half way decent
it's polite to look back - but you know all that anyway.

 

What about the local pubs near the theatres? The last time I was in a
pub in Covent Garden I ordered a pint of bitter and was asked if I
wanted if I wanted a straight glass. Which was funny because I was
thinking of asking for a straight barman.

No offence.

 

I was just finishing off that old bottle of Vodka and watching Moulin
Rouge again (again, again) while feeling depressed. Must get new
other half.

 

Watching Moulin Rouge would make me more than depressed. It's one of the
worst films I've ever had the misfortune to see.

 

You obviously haven't watched Crossroads with Britney Spears, or
Glitter with Mariah Carey.

 

Name dropper!

 

Yeah, cause that's going to stop you having a shit taste in films and no
idea what to do when you're on your own, isn't it?

 

Ahh, a man with taste. I love Moulin Rouge. I'm quite a fan of Baz
Luhrmann's directing, and I like the fast emotional cutting employed
in most of the scenes.

 

Tbh, with your current status as the fifth gayest thing in the whole of
Christendom, I'll take your views on Luhrmann's films with a pinch of
salt. Pink salt. In a tutu.

 

I'm unfamilar with the term "christendom"

 

You're all heart.

 

BGN wrote

Those people who publicly would see "your sort" hung and privately are
more concerned with how well.

 

http://www.answers.com/christendom

 

Don't forget to listen to The Sunscreen Song by him too.

 

I'm quite offended that you believe me a Christian. Well done.

 

Oh good grief. Try reading that page beyond the first entry in the
first definition.

 

I read them all.

1 Christians considered as a group.
2 The Christian world.
3 Collective body of Christians throughout the world and history
4 In essence, the vision of Christendom is a vision of a Christian
theocracy, a government devoted to the enforcement of Christian
values
5 pre-modern notion of the community of all Christians united under
the Catholic Church

But I suppose one could call me Christian. I used to be a choir boy.