Sausage Buttie

Whats all this talk about baguettes? Thats for French ponces. Two thick
slices of pan bread is whats needed FFS. Poofs.

 

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Gawd, don't. I was in Aldi today and dropped a most attrocious fart.
There was an elderly couple near me and the old dear said to her husband
"There's a dreadful smell round here, like burning rubber".

Ooops!

 

I thought pan loaf was for Morningsayde laydees.

Owain

 

Exactly. If they're not real, they're not tits.


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A cuppa and 2 fags.


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Egg butties only need salt and a load of black pepper. HP is optional.



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steve auvache wrote in

Low fat, low cholesterol, and plenty of exercise coughing the muck out of
our lungs, the perfect healthy start to a day.

 

Beav wrote in <sCVng.12205$1g.7371@newsfe1-
win.ntli.net>:

Volunteers needed to help with an experimental immolation of Anne
Widdecombe. Apply on a used condom sent to The Pope, The Vatican.

 

So I take it the NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE dip is out.

Funny lot you.

de Johnny G3LIV.

 

Full English breakfast: 3 fags and a pot of tea.

 

Here's an idea guys...... If you don't want many and varied responses to
this thread from a great cross-section of society with varied palates from
your own, why not stop cross-posting?

If you hit Reply to this thread do you see it goes to all of these:
<uk.food+drink.misc>, <uk.misc>, <uk.media.tv.misc>,
<uk.rec.cars.maintenance>, <uk.local.cumbria>, <uk.rec.motorcycles>,
<uk.radio.amateur>

Personally I'm a member of only one of those. You weren't personally invited
to my inbox, and I have zero interest in whether tits taste better real or
not. I'd rather discuss a suitable marinade for Parus caeruleus.

Enjoy!

 

PMSL!

 

You seem to be confused. This is not your inbox because it's not email. If
you don't like the subject, kill the thread.

 

Owain goes:

It is. Baguette is the people's bread, the bread that fuelled the
French Revolution. It's a great stonking erection of a bread, too hard
probably for rickety English dentistry. None of your pansy soft
British breads -- Mother's Pride, hello? Father's Pride is a baguette.

 

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Woad?

 

LMFAO!

 

Cold pizza, and a pint of coffee.

 

And what if you've got someone stopping over?

 

No, Foad.

 

Sainsbury's sell a kind of baguette they call a "pain flute", which
suggests some kind of Ulster unionist torture instrument.

-- Richard