Scottoilers

After serious thinking Floozie wrote :

I agree with garage.

See my other post under the subject of 'Snotoiler'.

 

Cheers everyone - hands up who noticed my deliberate mistake over the
stand - its got a side one not a centre - in answer to the other many
questions - I'm in Lincolnshire (yes, bogtrotter country);
No Pip i don't have any photos on the net - naked or otherwise, i did
try and oblige but couldn't fit the whole of my 29stone bulk onto one
frame!!!
I said i was new and i'm probably going to regret asking but, just in
case it's something i can fit into my everday vocabulary whats TIUTA
and i take a munter is similar to a minger??
As for the swap - er let me think a mo......... how bout you fit the
oiler and then i'll give you the answer! Perfectly willing to get my
hands dirty under supervision - just don't want to give bloke at the
garage any excuse to say 'it was a woman... she is blonde' so rather
not tinker unless someone stood nearby to tell me when to stop!!!!

 

IIRC Victoria Beckham and Elton John have been accused of this by
football crowds. To paraphrase the cockney alphabet, "A is for arses".

 

bugger - that was the only one i didn't think of!!

 

LMAO - just realised what i put!!!!!

 

<g>

 

A car accessories shop near me (small, independent place, where the
teenage oiks buy the bling for their chav-chariots) has just started
selling bike-related stuff (Scottoilers, Motrax range, that sort of
thing). The bloke there reckons you need to inform insurers if you
fit a Scottoiler, as he believes it increases the risk of binning it.
Twat.

 

Don't tell me you can walk past a bike with a scottoiler fitted without
turning it up to 'prime'.

 

Someone else's bike, that's their problem. On mine you have to get
the seat off and wiggle your fingers down inside the panel to do that.