I've been fucked over by Seafrance's wildcat strikes before, but used them a month or so ago, and then again this week, to get to a show in Paris. Retrun ferry 3.30pm on Tuesday, and the Seafrance queue at Calais is *massive* - right back to the point where it was blocking access to the immigration booths on the edge of the hardstanding. P&O was virtually empty. Yup, the unts were on strike again. There were four of us in the car, and it was a biz trip, so I went to the P&O ticket office to buy a single ticket to the UK. Company money, after all. Muttered something about 'bloody Seafrance" and the P&O lady looked up. "Oh, you have a Seafrance ticket?" "Yes..." "Well, we have an arrangement with them if sailings are blocked. We exchange their tickets for us, and we invoice them. Just give me your ticket and I'll make you one out for our next sailing." So why, I wondered aloud, wasn't every Seafrance would-be traveller switching to P&O? Answer: because Seafrance *doesn't tell you this crucial piece of information*. It means they'd lose the revenue for every passenger to their rivals. So they just keep schtum. We were on the 4.10pm P&O boat. The Seafrance queue had swollen even bigger. Their two boats were in dock, doors open, silent. And hundreds, if not thousands, of people were getting steamed up at them when, had they but known it, they could have got home hours ago. I assume it's a reciprocal arrangement, but given the infrequency of P&O strikes, I bet it's a bit one-sided. So, if you ever travel Seafrance and get stitched up by them - change your ticket to P&O. It won't cost you anything, and it'll lose Seafrance some money. This is a public service announcement.