Senior Citizen Entertainment

By A Hypnotist:

==It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: -----"I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize ''each and every'' member of the audience, are you all ready?
==The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. ==It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations." <>He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and
watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. ==Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from thehypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
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"SHIT!" cried Claude, the Hypnotist.
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---It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.