Seperated at birth?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Gene Simmons - Bear
     
    Lozzo, Jan 26, 2006
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    wessie Guest

    Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
    Do they both have an interest in choirboys?
     
    wessie, Jan 27, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear said...
    http://www.genesimmons.com/

    He's married to Shannon Tweed, the ex-pornstar.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 27, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear said...
    I had a hunch you wouldn't be.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 27, 2006
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    lushhead Guest

    <boggle>

    Get your eyes tested asap
     
    lushhead, Jan 27, 2006
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    Dan White Guest

    Well unless you've got a tan and a perm since I last met you, I'll still go
    with the Farscape comparison ;-)


    PS. Joystick being delivered today. Ta for the recommendation.
     
    Dan White, Jan 27, 2006
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    Gene Guest

    Well I am mortified. I am a hard living rock star but not *that* hard
    living.
     
    Gene, Jan 27, 2006
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    'Hog Guest

    Hmm I've been looking for a role model
     
    'Hog, Jan 27, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Aye: blonde wig, push-up bra, fishnets and impossibly high heels ...
    I can see that could be the way forward for you.
     
    Pip, Jan 28, 2006
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  10. DO YOU MIND? Some of us are eating breakfast!

    btw, you forgot the penchant for shagging krusty old rich geezers.




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    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jan 28, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Paging Krusty ...
     
    Pip, Jan 28, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Pip said...
    I think...

    ....I want...

    .....to be sick.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 28, 2006
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    deadmail Guest

    It's the leather coat I think.
     
    deadmail, Jan 28, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I was trying to persuade the chef in the hotel I use in York to shag
    an 86 year old who was stopping there this week. Apparently she's been
    in York while recovering from her 3rd bout of plastic surgery and it's
    not helping very much.

    I've not seen the old biddy but the fact that she drives a nice
    expensive SLK Mercedes and supposedly owns a few race horses made me
    tell the chef (single bloke who's always skint) that he should dish
    out a sympathy shag or two and snare himself a share of her cash. He
    nearly puked in his beer and pointed out that I hadn't seen her.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 28, 2006
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    SD Guest

    I've never queued up for a cup of tea with Bear, but I can't say I can
    see the resemblance.

    Then again, I've never seen Bear in makeup, either.
     
    SD, Jan 28, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    You think?

    Shit, I saw him once /without/ makeup and that scarred me for life.
     
    Pip, Jan 28, 2006
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    'Hog Guest

    Tried it all but I still looked like Molly
     
    'Hog, Jan 28, 2006
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