Servicing the Sprint

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Jeremy, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. Jeremy

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    but...
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 30, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Flowers? That's not maintenance. You need a proper laying on of tools:
    valve clearances, plug gaps, oil and filter changed, chains tensioned,
    nipples greased, tyres pumped up and a quick rub-down with The Sporting
    Life.
     
    platypus, Aug 30, 2006
    #22
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    Adie Guest

    Ive given up waiting for that too. I get a man in.

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    Adie, Aug 31, 2006
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    Scraggy Guest

    <joins disorderly queue to profer business card>
     
    Scraggy, Aug 31, 2006
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  5. Jeremy

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    She's lying again. I took the back wheel out of her 9R last year.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 31, 2006
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Have you put it back in yet?
     
    Timo Geusch, Aug 31, 2006
    #26
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Bonwick says...
    And I had to put it back in again for her cos you fucked off somewhere
    and left it.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 1, 2006
    #27
  8. Jeremy

    Lozzo Guest

    Timo Geusch says...
    I had to.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 1, 2006
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    Adie Guest

    its a good job Ive got friends I can take advantage of cos I'm
    neglected by my husband.

    <sobs>
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    Adie, Sep 1, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    <joins unfeasibly long queue>
    I don't think even my new fangled stainless steel flask can keep Tea
    warm long enough
     
    Hog, Sep 1, 2006
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  11. Jeremy

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Nice try but a bit misleading. She hadn't had the tyre fitted when I
    left for work and you were kind enough to refit it before I got home.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Sep 1, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Cemetries are always full, any time of year.
     
    Pip, Sep 2, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Bonwick says...
    It's no use trying to backpedal now.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 4, 2006
    #33
  14. "Rydal, England, is where Wordsworth wrote his famous poem. Rydal Down
    Under has 100,000 daffodils coming into bloom and truly has a golden glow.
    The village's daffodil festival in the second and third weeks of September
    raises funds for aged-care facilities in Lithgow."
    --Sydney Morning Herald, 24/8/2006
    http://www.smh.com.au/news/column-8/column-8/2006/08/23/1156012607489.html

    That place must be way oop north, we had our daffs months ago.

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Sep 5, 2006
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