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Hi people,
We are after basically a LAMP programmer.

(Linux Apache MySQL PERL)

If you know someone who has expertise in the above skill sets that would
like to work here on a full time basis please let me know.

In Perth of course.

Theo

 

I was waiting for that.

Theo

 

In aus.motorcycles on Tue, 24 May 2005 13:31:21 +0800

Ah, that lets Big out.

I doubt Perth has enough suitable cafes.

Zebee

 

How about this one next door to us

http://www.members.iinet.net.au/~jsgletts/restaurants/avenuenine.html

Theo

 

In aus.motorcycles on Tue, 24 May 2005 16:22:45 +1000

Sure. He's Beer compatible ain't he?

OK, the response time is slow and I've heard there are performance
issues....

Zebee

 

Hmmm, a café review that doesn't mention who roasts their beans? Tha'd
kick me out of the Ducati Club wouldn't they? (well, assuming I was a
member to start with).

This http://www.tobysestate.com.au/ us the sort of café that deserves
having a Ducati parked outside it!



big

 

'Fair Trade' coffee. He wins. (Is it all fair trade, or just those
few blends?)


GB

 

"street beautification ... finally come to fruition"... must be a nice place,
this Perth!

Gary

 

You should go for the original But I don't want to live in Perth!

Cheers
Goaty

 

Of course!

Nonsense - my uptime is legendary, but I have been known to go down in
the right situation ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

Actually, there's a Ducati parked outside it most mornings around 8. Except
for Mondays. They're closed Mondays. We're still working on their website
and have arranged a contra deal trading internet access for meals.

Theo

 

Took three years to replace all the power poles with underground power,
widen the road, rip up the footpaths and replace with brickpaving, pave the
centre island and install trees, flowers and reticulation, fancy centre
light poles, etc. Thought they were never going to finish it. Looks nice
now.

Theo

 

You wouldn't have the gall!

 

But you can get replacement parts...

http://evilurl.com/vomitlickFILTH

Moike

 

Just a few of them. Apparently there's a fair few hoops you need to jump
through to use the "Fair Trade" logo...

big

 

I hate to ask how you came by that ad.

 

You don't have "BMW" in "motorcycle accessories" as a favourite search
on eBay?

tsk tsk

Moike

 

Heh - my boss has done a deal with one of our customers that trades
website hosting costs for naan and vindaloo once a week

big

 

A bored housewife answers a knock on the front door to find
a big muscley bloke with a bunch of bananas on his shoulder - she'd
ordered them earlier in the week.

Invites him in, big tanned muscley bloke carries them through
to the kitchen, muscles ripple as he lowers the heavy bunch
of bananas to the floor. She finds this all rather stimulating.

He: "That will be twenty five bucks please"...

She: <sexy voice> "Do you think we might come to some sort
of alternative arrangement about payment?" <slides her dress
off shoulder>

He: <falters> <looks at the door> <scratches head> "I'm gonna
have to go and ask my boss about that"

She: "Can't a big handsome feller like you make a decision like
this on your own?"

He: "Well, don't get me wrong lady, I certainly appreciate the
offer and all, it's just that we screwed away three
truckloads of bananas alredy this week, and if I don't start
collecting some cash soon, I'm gonna get fired"


GB, boom boom.

 

And she says "but we dont _have_ a pool!"

<boom chikka wakka chikka wakka>

big (Oh sorry, wrong joke...)