Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

A rather nice "tribute" to trolls with due credit to Guns and Roses.

Welcome to the killfile
You'll miss the fun 'n' games
We got filters all set up
Honey, we know your name
This is where you'll find
Peddlers of sleaze
Spammers, scammers, "make quick money"
Throw away the keys.

In the killfile
Welcome to the killfile
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
you I don't wanna read

Welcome to the killfile
You troll here day by day
Means your posts will not get read
And that's the price you pay
And you're a very silly troll
That's very hard to take
If you ever hope to see daylight
Grow up for goodness sake

In the killfile
Welcome to my killfile
Keep my, my, my filters clean
No one can hear you scream

Welcome to the killfile
Folk get put here now and then
Learn to post like a grownup does
And we'll let you out again
You got to think of what you see
It'll sink in eventually
You can say anything you want
But we don't have to read

When you're a troll you never
Ever want to grow up, YEAH!

<spoken>
You know where you are?
You're in the Killfile baby
You're gonna die[3]
</spoken>

In the killfile
Welcome to the killfile
Gonna stick you on the Shelf
In the killfile
Welcome to the killfile
Trolling is bad for your health
In the killfile
Put them in the killfile
Watch them argue with themselves
In the killfile
Welcome to the killfile
Watch it bring you to your
We're gonna send you down-HA!

It actually scans rather well against the music.

 

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