Shed alarms

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    Building a big fook off shed for me bikes, anyone got any tips on shed
    alarms. This is going to be more of a social club than a shed if you
    know what I mean!

    Look at the clumsy **** cement mixer driver, fucked me garden good &
    proper.

    http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc001624nl.jpg

    Even me Land Rover couldn't tow that out, it did try though

    --
    'nothing up top but a bucket & a mop & an illustrated book about birds'

    Nige

    Subaru WRX (54)
    Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
    BMW 650 GS Dakar
    2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
    KTM 520 SX
     
    Nige, Jan 21, 2007
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  2. Nige

    Nige Guest

    Nige, Jan 21, 2007
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  3. Party! Party!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 21, 2007
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  4. Nige

    Nige Guest


    Exactly! BTW, any of you chaps & chappeses round this way?
    (Leeds/Bradford area)

    heres what i did with the mess he left.

    http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc001632qi.jpg

    --
    'nothing up top but a bucket & a mop & an illustrated book about birds'

    Nige

    Subaru WRX (54)
    Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
    BMW 650 GS Dakar
    2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
    KTM 520 SX
     
    Nige, Jan 21, 2007
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  5. Klaatu pretended :
    Unless I'm mistaken - I would suggest that one of those would only be
    audible if you were in the shed when it were triggered, rather
    pointless. Get two sets of alarm contacts and wire then back to the
    house, with a 12v peizo sounder plus a 12v supply of some sort all
    located in the house.
     
    Harry Bloomfield, Jan 21, 2007
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  6. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Nige belched forth and ejected the following:
    Someone was selling shotgun blanks that fire when your shed's opened on
    eBay a week or two ago but they've gone.

    Try these:
    http://home-garden.search.ebay.co.uk/shed-alarm_Safety-
    Security_W0QQbsZSearchQQcatrefZC6QQfposZNW2Q204ESQQfromZR10QQfsooZ1QQfso
    pZ1QQftrtZ1QQftrvZ1QQga10244Z10425QQsacatZ41968QQsadisZ200QQsargnZQ2d1QQ
    saslcZ3QQsbrftogZ1QQsofocusZunknown
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 21, 2007
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  7. Nige

    Nige Guest


    A bit like this -

    http://img264.imageshack.us:80/my.php?image=dsc001632qi.jpg

    --
    'nothing up top but a bucket & a mop & an illustrated book about birds'

    Nige

    Subaru WRX (54)
    Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
    BMW 650 GS Dakar
    2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
    KTM 520 SX
     
    Nige, Jan 21, 2007
    #7
  8. Nige

    BORG Guest

    you can get one of them ones that sounds a 130 Db alarm and text you
    to say all your stuff is missing. I saw it in a bike mag the other day
    when I was having a shit.
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    www.ratrodz.co.uk

    XJ900 Trike ** GS850 Trike
    XV1000 TR1 Chop

    [Rot 13 it]

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Jan 22, 2007
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  9. Nige wrote
    "Round this way." ??

    ukrm is not in the habit of being in the slightest put off by the
    concept of a paltry few hundred miles of travelling when notice of a
    vomitarium in need of christening is given.

    Exceptions to that rule, of course, do exist.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 22, 2007
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  10. Nige

    BORG Guest


    wrong word that vomitarium
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    www.ratrodz.co.uk

    XJ900 Trike ** GS850 Trike
    XV1000 TR1 Chop

    [Rot 13 it]

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Jan 22, 2007
    #10
  11. BORG wrote
    Vomitaria then.

    Fucking picky ****.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 22, 2007
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  12. Vomitorium
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 22, 2007
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  13. Nige

    Scraggy Guest

    Scraggy, Jan 22, 2007
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  14. Nige

    BORG Guest

    Vomitorium[/QUOTE]


    still the wrong word, unless your planning on putting a stage act on
    --

    www.ratrodz.co.uk

    XJ900 Trike ** GS850 Trike
    XV1000 TR1 Chop

    [Rot 13 it]

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Jan 22, 2007
    #14
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