Shiny side down!

Knocked off last thursday, bike a bit of a mess, but I'm not too bad.
Bruised shoulder & torn thumb ligament, now right hand in plaster
after op.
Luckily (?) 2 witnesses say I was innocent party, car turned right
across my path, causing me to bin bike, landing heavily on right side.

Oh well, at least i can still type, albeit slowly with left hand.

Need to practice all sorts of things with left hand now!!

Also, 84 hours between number two's!!! is that usual after a general
anaesthetic?

Niv, SV650S (somewhere in auntie caroles hands).

 

Clumsy ****

more likely the post-operative morphine/codeine. Ask your GP/district nurse
for a debunging suppository then eat plenty of prunes, figs, parsnips &
beetroot if still taking the painkillers.

 

Clumsy ****

GWS

 

Good job you didn't break both - that's when you find out who you're
friends really are . . . . .

 

250g bag of dried apricots - shift anything that will!

 

Turdzilla - you'll have to beat it to death with a stick before it'll flush.

 

On a dark rainy night in Lewisham I had exactly the same.

Unfortunately no witnesses, and the bint in the car that turned right,
across my path said "you hit me, your fault"

Leaving me to take myself to hospital whist she fucked off ....

Bitch.

Paul.

 

Bollox, 5 pints of guinness a night until it shifts, has the added
benefit that it's very hard to overdose and has some analgesic affect

 

Abbot ale is better on 2 out of 3 of the above.

 

TeeHee, I love beetroot. Pity The Boy doesn't agree.