Short and accurate

After a shopping spree this morning we have a new addition to the world of
biking ... albeit only in a pillion capacity.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/zx6r2000/Emmainbikekit.jpg

Her quotes of the day ...

"That was *so* cool" (after overtaking 3 cars at once in a NSL)

"Go faster!"

And, following 2 cars doing 40 along a narrow country lane with tight
corners and gravel all over the shop ... "Why don't you just overtake them?"

So, that'll be me sussed then. Champ, I've got a job for you ...

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

She looks a *bit* young.

Still, no worries, I'm sure he'll have a reminder in his diary for the
appropriate time.

I don't suppose you can persuade her to answer to a boy's name? It might
speed things along a little.

 

I call her "kipper" or "kip", with that do?

She wants to go out on the RSV, so it's going to be a big disappointment
when she discovers that I'm no faster on that than the VFR.


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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

You'd better check with the silver-haired Lothario. Far be it from me to
second guess his predilections.

She won't notice, because of the vibrations.

<Nick Ross Mode>

Do sleep well, don't have nightmares.

</NRM>

 

Listen, if I thought V-twin vibrations were the worst that the next 10 years
were going to hold I'd sleep a lot sounder.

Then again, she's apparently really good at netball, so perhaps it will all
be OK.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

"When you have a son, you only have to worry about one dick. When you
have a daughter you have to worry about them *all*".

Ooooooh. What are her views on sensible shoes?

 

On Sat, 10 May 2008 23:18:52 +0100, "AndrewR"

God that's so scary.

I remember when you tried to make me hold her and I nearly had a
nervous breakdown.

 

She's grown a bit since then.

As have I.

Ooo, and a bit more, thinking about you.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard

In fairness, Champ would probably feel much the same today.

 

Oh my god, last time I saw her she was "shittin green poo" years old!

Nice one, now any hints onto getting a nervous potential pillion to go
for a ride?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag

You could always try "Daddy will be really angry if you don't".

Depending on the relationship it might even work.

 

<makes notes>

I shall try. I might even say what the reply was.

 

On Sat, 10 May 2008 23:54:33 +0100, "AndrewR"

Suspect she might have a breakdown if I tried to hold her now...

Aw... that's nice. Some things don't change then.

 

The great thing about fitting an Autocom is that I can warn the pillion
that I'm about to overtake...

The bad thing about fitting an Autocom is that the pillion can complain
that I'm not putting the effort in

From experience, having your pillion tell Champ that "Daddy's still
riding like a girl" on the mobile mid-corner doesn't raise the mood