Six Answers

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by SKooter Bum, Jan 13, 2009.

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    SKooter Bum Guest

    FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.


    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'


    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.


    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
    they take your house and car with them.


    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...


    AND:

    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
     
    SKooter Bum, Jan 13, 2009
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    Mr. JayT Guest

    Yeah, I'm glad that I, now, know.
     
    Mr. JayT, Jan 14, 2009
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